A-Rod Presser Running Thread

[Chef]

First of all, this thing is running almost 45 minutes late.

Quit the melo-dramatic bull****......nut up.....say you ****ed up......and be done with it.

Oh.....any chance he ****s his pants when he sees Selena Roberts raising her hand to ask a question?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

It's only 15 minutes late.

 

[Chef]

I thought it was a 1pm EST first pitch.

 

[spnited]

First of all, this thing is running almost 45 minutes late.

Quit the melo-dramatic bull****......nut up.....say you ****ed up......and be done with it.

Oh.....any chance he ****s his pants when he sees Selena Roberts raising her hand to ask a question?

It was schedule for 1:30...check your math.

And since he already called Selena to apologize ... well, that would make it a moot point.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Is he still young, stupid and naive?

 

[nafselon]

When do the tears start rolling?

 

[BYH]

Odds Jason Zillo and his awesome new hair end up speaking longer than A-Fraud?

Love watching A-Fraud try and look all casual. That guy looks practiced and rehearsed unscrewing a bottle of water and shuffling papers.

Hey Burt Hooton's relative is there. He's the Fred Goldman of steroids.

Was the captain dragged there kicking and screaming?

 

[Chef]

A-Rod looks like he is having a hard time reading Boras' hand-writing.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Name something Alex Rodriguez will say in the press conference.

SURVEY SAYS ...

1. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
2. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
3. Moving Forward 25
4. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
5. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

[Chef]

He's blaming his cousin.

LMAO.

 

[BYH]

Oh good, he's throwing his cousin under the bus.

 

[spnited]

I'm sure the fantastic show of support by teammates is sincere and not at all forced by Yankee management.

 

[spnited]

Over-the-counter stufff ... sure

 

[MileHigh]

Sigh. Nope, not your fault. Not at all. IT'S THE COUSIN.

Enough. Just ****ing come clean. You ****ed up, you apologize, I'll stay here until all of your questions are answered.

 

[BYH]

I think he needed the long break after the Gammons interview to come up with this ****ty story.

What a ****ing pathetic wreck this guy is.

Terrible neck injury in 2003? the one that cost him one game?

 

[shockey]

what a tool. i've heard enough. opening statement" he "EXPERIMENTED" for three seasons?

yup, he believes we are stupid.

 

[BYH]

Oh Christ here comes the young and naive part.

 

[BYH]

"And to my teammates..." *follow directions on paper to pause as long as possible to appear emotional and try not to smirk*

 

[Chef]

"To my team mates....................**** YOU."


dammit.

Thank You.

what a *****.

 

[spnited]

holy crap, this is pathetic