A-Rod Presser Running Thread

[BYH]

"I'd rather not get into who my cousin is. But you can call him xela zeugirdror."

 

[Trey Beamon]

Long long long pause waiting for those darn tears, it worked this morning in the mirror, dammit. Oh **** it, 'thank you.'

"Think about my dead cat...my dead cat...Cynthia that ****ing ***** taking all my money...Bronson Arroyo that cocksucker...dead childhood cat...Madonna laughing at my small ****..."

"Think about how I feel when the tanning bed is broken, when Madonna calls me Mini Pretzel Rod."

 

[Chef]

" I once ****ed a goat when I was 12, but then I was young and stupid, and I didn't know it was wrong."

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

What an asshole. Sheesh.

 

[poindexter]

I have zero interest in watching any of this presser - BYH's comments here will suffice just fine.

 

[BYH]

OK, once again...a guy who is as vain as anyone who is breathing oxygen today wants us to believe that he didn't know what he was putting into his body?

Props to Steve Politi for asking the question.

 

[21]

Anonymous cousin!

....as countless INS agents gear up for a very long night.

 

[GB-Hack]

Honestly, how quickly does this 'cousin' get uncovered, if he even exists?

BTW, the "We probably didn't even take it right" line is absolutely hilarious.

 

[zeke12]

If he'd have said "**** Jamie Moyer and **** your kids, too. You try hitting a ****ing big league slider," I'd have been on his side forever.

This whole thing is a farce.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

The A-Rod saga has officially jumped the shark with the introduction of his cousin. Doesn't he know about the Cousin Oliver Syndrome?

 

[MileHigh]

The whole thing is hilarious.
I've heard most of it, but might have missed it: Has there been an apology to Selena?

 

[BYH]

"It's been a very difficult several weeks."

Yeah? Good luck getting that to resonate with Americans who are losing thousands of dollars a day.

 

[Trey Beamon]

"I'm not here to talk about the past. I just want to know if I should go back to frosted tips."

 

[Chef]

"I'm here to take my medicine."

Wrong phrasing, jackass.

 

[GB-Hack]

The A-Rod saga has officially jumped the shark with the introduction of his cousin. Doesn't he know about the Cousin Oliver Syndrome?

Yeah, SJ has jumped the shark ever since he showed up here.

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

I tuned in for about 5 minutes and tuned to the FM station. No interest at all. Dude grow a set and just COME CLEAN! Its 'Muerica we'll forgive and forget.

 

[BYH]

"Did you ever experiment with anything else?"

"Look I'm not here to talk about me and Madonna and Lenny Kravitz and four gerbils. I mean what?"

 

[Chef]

Oh.........the CEO of GNC just **** his pants.

 

[MileHigh]

Oh, so now he "dabbled some" in his Seattle days. Uh-huh.

 

[zeke12]

I remember when they banned Ripped Fuel.

High school football players all over the country wept.