Zidane's mother: Wants "Materazzi's balls on a platter"

[Hed bust]

Daily Mirror gets her take on son's ouster:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17368327%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=zidane%2dexclusive%2d%2d%2dbring%2dme%2db%2dlls%2dof%2dmaterazzi%2d-name_page.html

 

[Bubbler]

The Daily Mirror is about as reliable as a stripper on crack, but that line is pretty funny.

 

[D.Sanchez]

Sounds exactly like what I'd expect a terrorist ***** to say. ;D

 

[beefncheddar]

Sounds exactly like what I'd expect a terrorist ***** to say.  ;D

Have we ever definitively determined whether his mother is, or is not, a "dirty, terrorist *****?"

 

[friend of the friendless]

Sirs, Madames,

I believe that was on the recipe page of l'Equipe.

YHS, etc

 

[heyabbott]

Is platter the French word for chin?

 

[Songbird]

Not such a bad story.

 

[Chef]

"I wish an ugly death on you and all your family..........Go **** Yourself"

Materazzi to Zidane

 

[heyabbott]

"I wish an ugly death on you and all your family..........Go **** Yourself, faggot."

Guillen to Mariotti

:'(

 

[Columbo]

 

[Armchair_QB]

I love British newspapers. Did anybody else notice the link to this column along the right side of the page? Great stuff.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/suecarroll/

 

[Songbird]

Not so much z-list as zzzz-listers with Alicia Douvall, the one with a face like a twisted onion, announcing after clambering out of a canoe: "I've ruined my hair and it took me like hours to tong it and stuff."

" ... face like a twisted onion."

Classic.

 

[Chef]

"I wish an ugly death on you and all your family..........Go **** Yourself, faggot."

Guillen to Mariotti

:'(

ah yes.........more great use of the quote function.

 

[Sea Bass]

"On Sunday he received the usual shouts of 'baldie' from Italian defenders."

I really really hope that was what put Zidane over the edge.

 

[westcoastvol]

I'd take Sharapova's tits on a paper plate, myself.

 

[Columbo]

I'd take Sharapova's tits on a paper plate, myself.

Thanks, Jeffrey Dahmer II.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I'd take Sharapova's tits on a paper plate, for $300, Alex.

 

[JR]

And this just in:

PARIS — French soccer star Zinedine Zidane apologized for head-butting an Italian opponent during the World Cup final, saying Wednesday that he was provoked by insults about his mother and sister.
"I apologize to all the children" who watched the match Sunday, Zidane said in his first comments about the act of violence that marked the end of his career.

Zidane did not specify exactly what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said that enraged him, but that it was insulting to his sister and mother.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

I love it.

"At least he has his honour." Sure, dunce. It's wholly honourable to head-butt one's opponent in the biggest game with all the world watching. Logic like this from his idiot mommy is why a 34-year-old man can't control his temper with everything at stake. .

I've also realized why the French went quietly in the shootout. Once they fell behind in Germany against Italy, they were looking around for the U.S. to bail them out again instead of continuing to fight.

 

[Columbo]

I've also realized why the French went quietly in the shootout. Once they fell behind in Germany against Italy, they were looking around for the U.S. to bail them out again instead of continuing to fight.

Saving Materazzi's Privates?