What happened to the "delete post" button?

[Riptide]

As long as we're re-running the classics ...

A Day In The Life Of **** Whitman

5:34 a.m. Early bird gets worm. Up, beat off in shower. Fail to notice wife isn't in bed.

6:12 a.m. Eat oatmeal, plain. Make dull comments on three SJ threads. Decide to mix it up, condescendingly explain obscure point of law to clueless poster. Get facts wrong. Will never know poster is an attorney.

6:34 a.m. While walking at moderate pace to work, argue with homeless man about the legality of extraordinary rendition. When homeless man does not agree, yell at him, "I. AM. A. LAW. STUDENT," in Keanu Reeves voice from Point Break. Walk away feeling triumphant. Homeless man remains hungry.

 

[Dick Whitman]

I'm no fan of Boeheim.

Second-guessing coaching decisions is walking a thin line, isn't it?

If a coach ****s up, he's the first to know it. Why rub his nose in it? The real experts are playing and coaching the games.

I get tired of coaches being jabbed so much after losses. One team has to lose. Better to ask what's next than to look for ways to assign blame.

 

[Riptide]

11:57 a.m. Attempt to call wife to tell her about correcting professor in class. Get voicemail. No matter. Man of Ideas.

12:13 p.m. Eat turkey on white bread, alone. Notice others talking, laughing. Wonder if they know he is a Man of Ideas.

 

[Big Circus]

 

[MisterCreosote]

 

[Versatile]

Hey, guys, Riptide's taking someone else's joke again. Boy, that Riptide sure is a hoot.

 

[Dick Whitman]

As long as we're re-running the classics ...

A Day In The Life Of **** Whitman

5:34 a.m. Early bird gets worm. Up, beat off in shower. Fail to notice wife isn't in bed.

6:12 a.m. Eat oatmeal, plain. Make dull comments on three SJ threads. Decide to mix it up, condescendingly explain obscure point of law to clueless poster. Get facts wrong. Will never know poster is an attorney.

6:34 a.m. While walking at moderate pace to work, argue with homeless man about the legality of extraordinary rendition. When homeless man does not agree, yell at him, "I. AM. A. LAW. STUDENT," in Keanu Reeves voice from Point Break. Walk away feeling triumphant. Homeless man remains hungry.

 

[Big Circus]

If we're trotting out Boeheim pics, I'm partial to this one:

 

[Riptide]

Hey, guys, Riptide's taking someone else's joke again. Boy, that Riptide sure is a hoot.

I haven't thrown in a corn muffin yet. But I might.

 

[MisterCreosote]

 

[Riptide]

I guess I'm the bald guy.

 

[dreunc1542]

You're the one who isn't funny.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I just want Dickie to admit he was Wyfe of Fart- and I will relent.

 

[Meatie Pie]

If Riptide has made more than a handful of smart, thoughtful, or funny posts in his entire posting history, I'd be shocked.

Riptide is fine.

It's not like he's Pennsylvania-level bad or anything.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

How funny would it be if this thread were deleted?

 

[Big Circus]

How funny would it be if this thread were deleted?

I nearly deleted my Boeheim pic before I figured out where I'd gone wrong with the HTML. Oh, the irony!

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I still have half a mind to think you were Wyfe of Fart.

 

[YankeeFan]

If Riptide has made more than a handful of smart, thoughtful, or funny posts in his entire posting history, I'd be shocked.

Riptide is fine.

It's not like he's Pennsylvania-level bad or anything.

It's not that he's bad. It's that, as Versatile and dreunc1542 have pointed out, in addition to not being smart, thoughtful, or funny, he's not even original.

His ultimate put down is to steal someone else's years old posts.

The majority of his post are just him throwing his two cents on the top of the pile, and to climb on board with the majority opinion on some subject.

 

[Walter Lippmann]

Tarheel316 objects to that characterization.

 

[YankeeFan]

Tarheel316 objects to that characterization.

I nearly included him in my post. Both useless.