What happened to the "delete post" button?

[Football_Bat]

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I appreciate the direction the writing threads have taken of late.
Independent thinking seems to be invited, instead of shouted down like it was in the board's "good ol' days."
Seriously, I believe one of the reasons this site is half-dead is because many of the slurpers grew impatient when their 'round-the-clock defenses weren't being rewarded with jobs at ESPN.

 

[Vombatus]

I miss Wife of Fart and the other sock puppets. There was a second one - what was it? Daughter of Fart? No, I just remembered it. Momma of Fart.

I thought they might lead to others, like maybe the ultimate Turd Of Fart.

And no, I didn't do it 3OF. But I did find them funny.

Best wishes to the entire Fart Family.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

Thank you, and to yours.
Collectively, we are a tremendous energy resource.
The way I see it, the government ought to be paying us to expel gas.

 

[Riptide]

The majority of his post are just him throwing his two cents on the top of the pile, and to climb on board with the majority opinion on some subject.

It's only a message board, champ. I don't make it my life.

 

[Vombatus]

Rip makes me laugh. Maybe not every time, but frequently enough.

 

[jr/shotglass]

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EDIT: ..

 

[Walter Lippmann]

Is someone here a writer for Community, because that was meta.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

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[Vombatus]

That's so 1980s.

 

[Tarheel316]

Tarheel316 objects to that characterization.

What am I objecting to?

 

[YankeeFan]

Tarheel316 objects to that characterization.

What am I objecting to?

This.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

Tar Heel = Daughter of Fart

 

[Vombatus]

I always thought Rip was behind some of the "... Of Fart" series, but I don't care because I thought it was funny. I was waiting for "Shart Of Fart" to make an appearance. Sadly, the Of Farts disappeared. I'm just glad I caught a whiff of them before the mods deleted them.

 

[Riptide]

Nah, wasn't me.

All I have is Dog Hump.

 

[Vombatus]

I don't have any sock puppets, and I think "Sock Puppet" is taken.

 

[YankeeFan]

Nah, wasn't me.

All I have is Dog Hump.

Did you steal that from MC?

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I always thought Rip was behind some of the "... Of Fart" series, but I don't care because I thought it was funny. I was waiting for "Shart Of Fart" to make an appearance. Sadly, the Of Farts disappeared. I'm just glad I caught a whiff of them before the mods deleted them.

Rip Tide worships me, dude.
He even posts on my signature three-bursts-of-gas style.

 

[Riptide]

Nah, wasn't me.

All I have is Dog Hump.

Did you steal that from MC?

Fetch coffee, boy.

 

[YankeeFan]

If Devil is gone for good, the nominations for the board's dumbest member are open.

Riptide has to be in the running. The guy can't spot sarcasm if his life depended on it.