Welcome to Spring-Time part blah......

[Chef]

Tuesday--Sunny, High of 88* with South winds up to 55 MPH.

Wednesday--Sunny, High of 63* with North winds up to 25 MPH.

Wed. Night--Quarter-size hail at around 12:30 AM at my place.

Today--Rain/Snow mix with a high of 38*--North winds up to 35 MPH.

Unacceptable.

 

[kingcreole]

You must live in Kansas.

 

[Fudgie the Whale]

Tuesday--Sunny, High of 88* with South winds up to 55 MPH.

Wednesday--Sunny, High of 63* with North winds up to 25 MPH.

Wed. Night--Quarter-size hail at around 12:30 AM at my place.

Today--Rain/Snow mix with a high of 38*--North winds up to 35 MPH.

Unacceptable.

Didn't you expect this when you accepted your position at the Himalayan News Journal?

 

[joe]

It sounds nasty outside. Better to stay inside and work on that corn or bunion or boil on your ass. And, yes, we need details.

 

[Chef]

It sounds nasty outside. Better to stay inside and work on that corn or bunion or boil on your ass. And, yes, we need details.

That would be a corn on my toe.

Guy I worked with had some sales guy come into his office, and when the salesman walked in, he was scratching something on the back of his neck.....he sits down, starts scratching some more, and before you knew it, dude's hand was covered in blood......."Oh ****, I forgot I had that boil back there"

Seriously.