dooley_womack1 said:
The perfect storm to drive Smasher into insanity: Vin Scully doing rap.
And so as dusk descends on Dodger Stadium and Clayton Kershaw takes the mound, the words of Insane Clown Posse resonate,
**** the west coast, and **** everybody on the east
Eat **** and die, or **** off at least
**** pre-schoolers, **** rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
**** wine coolers
**** chickens, **** ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother ****s
**** critics, **** your review
Even if you like me, **** you
**** your mom, **** your mom's momma
**** the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
**** the rain forest, **** a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
**** a shoe pump, **** the real deal and **** all the fakes
**** all fifty two states! Oooo, and **** you
As Ellis fires the ball down to second base, we're just about ready to get underway....