Today's Caption Contest

[BYH]

A blind man ain't got no business at an art gallery.

Very rarely is the first reply on a thread the best.

This is one of those times.

 

[SixToe]

Got milk?

 

[alleyallen]

Holy snake bite! These responses are absolutely hilarious! Well done people. I got nothin' to contribute that would compare to what's here.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The Chicago White Sox's second choice.

 

[alleyallen]

New York Jets General Manager Mike Tannenbaum reviews a portrait of his team's likely first-round pick prior to the 2008 NFL Draft.

 

[slappy4428]

Doc. Spup's going to hurt you for looking at another woman. ;D

 

[The Big Ragu]

Holy mother of god (no, not the woman in the picture!). That picture sold for $33.6 million!
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A life-sized Lucian Freud painting of a sleeping, naked woman has set a new world record price for a work by a living artist at a New York auction.

The 1995 portrait, entitled Benefits Supervisor Sleeping, sold for $33.6 million (£17.2 million).
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7398949.stm

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Holy mother of god (no, not the woman in the picture!). That picture sold for $33.6 million!
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A life-sized Lucian Freud painting of a sleeping, naked woman has set a new world record price for a work by a living artist at a New York auction.

The 1995 portrait, entitled Benefits Supervisor Sleeping, sold for $33.6 million (£17.2 million).
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7398949.stm

Life-sized? How many lives was she using?

 

[dooley_womack1]

She's actually skinny. There were 200 cameras on her, is all.

 

[The Granny]

"So that's where her tits end and her belly begins."