Today's Caption Contest

[The Big Ragu]

 

[PeteyPirate]

A blind man ain't got no business at an art gallery.

 

[Ace]

"That couch sure looks sturdy. Wonder where I can get me one of those."

or

"What's the name of this painting? Roseanne in repose after being serviced by Tom Arnold?"

 

[The Big Ragu]

He wasn't blind until he looked at that picture.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I'm going to hell. Posting this actually violates about 20 personal codes... But I can't resist.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Optional: Vin Diesel gazes longingly at a portrait titled "L'Odalisque Roseanne"

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Bill Pilsbury, out-of-work baker, finally discovered where all of his rolls went.

 

[Football_Bat]

White-lock!

 

[Steak Snabler]

Fat, asleep and naked is no way to go through life, m'am.

 

[Claws for Concern]

I bet this would make for a great caption contest on SportsJournalists.com

 

[tommyp]

ARTIE!!! WAKE UP!!!

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Anyone seen my cat?

 

[Batman]

Billy Onetooth, 34, from Gu-Win, Ala., reflects on his last sexual experience at the Birmingham Museum of Art on Thursday. The exhibit, "Alabama Slammers: The Pride of the Trailer Park," is on display until April 25.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Look at me, Mom!

I'm a boob!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Anyone seen my cat?

This made me laugh.

 

[Batman]

That couch could really use one of those plastic covers

 

[Armchair_QB]

Mom?

 

[Chef]

While touring his father's Tampa Bay estate, Hal Steinbrenner finally stumbles across his mother's portrait.

 

[tapintoamerica]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and thanks for tuning in. It's time to play everybody's favorite game show, "Name That Gender!"

 

[GBNF]

Portrait of a Portrait: The Mother From What's Eating Gilbert Grape.