Thank you, Woody

[Perry White]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072008/gossip/pagesix/sapphic_steam_441536.htm

SCARLETT Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

 

[Flash]

Dayum ...

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Yowza...

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Oh sure, Javier Bardem kills all those nice people with his air compressor and this is his punishment.

 

[OTD]

Woody evidently hates kittens.

 

[friend of a friend]

 

[beefncheddar]

fark headline is pretty priceless:

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz film "erotic" and "shocking" lesbian scene for new movie titled "THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD."

 

[Tom Petty]

maybe go daddy can make another beaver commercial.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Does "erotic" and "shocking" mean "both are topless and not being filmed from angles where you can't see anything" or not?

 

[Beaker]

That would seem to be the relevant question Inky.

 

[John]

Does "erotic" and "shocking" mean "both are topless and not being filmed from angles where you can't see anything" or not?

I don't think Scarlett does nude scenes, which brings into question just how "steamy" the scene can be. How can the audience be left "gasping" without seeing Scarlett's giant boobs?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

If this film doesn't actually deliver the goods, people will be burning down theaters.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Does "erotic" and "shocking" mean "both are topless and not being filmed from angles where you can't see anything" or not?

I don't think Scarlett does nude scenes, which brings into question just how "steamy" the scene can be. How can the audience be left "gasping" without seeing Scarlett's giant boobs?

So it'll be "shocking" the same way Neve Campbell's scenes with Denise Richards were in "Wild Things."

 

[dooley_womack1]

spnited can't figure out why he just had a heart attack.

 

[BYH]

you're welcome!

 

[Beaker]

Does "erotic" and "shocking" mean "both are topless and not being filmed from angles where you can't see anything" or not?

I don't think Scarlett does nude scenes, which brings into question just how "steamy" the scene can be. How can the audience be left "gasping" without seeing Scarlett's giant boobs?

I thought I recall her saying that at some point she would, but I could be wrong.

 

[Jar of Flies]

you're welcome!

If Woody really delivers here, a lot of woodpeckers are going to go "uh huh huh huh, huh huh huh huh, hahahahahahaaa!"

 

[Mr. Homer]

Another good year for Javier Bardem

 

[Trey Beamon]

So Woody Paige didn't quit ATH?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

So Woody Paige didn't quit ATH?

He didn't quit ATM either.

Hey-oooohhh!