Spicoli alert!

[spnited]

"Fast Times ..." just starting on TBS...obviously a lot of good **** will be edited out.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Like what?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Man, if spnited is doing these, too, all hope is gone.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Like what? 

Ahh, 1982 when a 14-year-old Inky Wretch sneaks into his first R rated movie and sees his first pair of breasts on the big screen.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

The picture box is a showin' that new "City Lights" starring one Charles Chaplin. That fella's a screwy bird, I'll tell ya. [/spnited]

 

[spnited]

Jesus H Christ, CI... you have to steal BYH's whole sorry act?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Now if Murphy prances, you'll be right, spnited.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Jesus H Christ, CI... you have to steal BYH's whole sorry act?

No, just that part.  

 

[spnited]

Jesus H Christ, CI... you have to steal BYH's whole sorry act?

No, just that part.  

You mean you don't even last 8 seconds.  ;D

 

[dooley_womack1]

As if you don't think I'd get it.

 

[Double J]

Did Brad Hamilton deliver chicken before or after he asked if anybody ****ing knocked any more?

;D

 

[Bubba Fett]

I hope you had a helluva ****, Arnold!

 

[Chi City 81]

"This is great iced tea." ****! I always get that line wrong.

Mike Damone: The original eight-second lover! 

Mike Damone is a little prick.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

How about a Trout Dog?

What about a Clamwich?

You know fried foods make me break out...

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Learning about Cuba and having some food.

Surely there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time...

 

[Double J]

Most underrated scene in the whole movie.....


"Who are these guys?"

"Most of them are derelicts. They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About 20 dollars, I think?"

"25."

"Righteous bucks!"

"This gentleman here is named Arthur. Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure. We are fortunate today to view his body in its pristine state. Here an incision has been made. The ribs have been sawed off, allowing us to remove the breastplate and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state. Here we have the human lungs. And here is the human heart
which, you can see (hoists it), is actually located in the center of your chest."

"Ohh! Gnarly!!"

 

[Huggy]

No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult....

 

[ThomsonONE]

Most underrated scene in the whole movie.....


"Who are these guys?"

"Most of them are derelicts. They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About 20 dollars, I think?"

"25."

"Righteous bucks!"

"This gentleman here is named Arthur. Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure. We are fortunate today to view his body in its pristine state. Here an incision has been made. The ribs have been sawed off, allowing us to remove the breastplate and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state. Here we have the human lungs. And here is the human heart
which, you can see (hoists it), is actually located in the center of your chest."

"Ohh! Gnarly!!"

"Hey, are you in my class?"

"I am today."

 

[mpcincal]

Gentlemen, this is my wife. Mrs. Vargas.

Mr. Vargas, keep her away from that record producer! Damn, too late!

 

[Freelance Hack]

Man, if Mr. Hand is doing these, too, all hope is gone.