Spaceballs appreciation thread

[Gomer]

"Barf!"

"Not in here you don't."

 

[wisportswriter]

Not. Into. Spaceballs.

You are dead to me.

Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Cross-eyed gunner: Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Cross-eyed general: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Helmet: Who the hell is he?
Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir.
Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir ... gunner's made (?) first-class Phillip Asshole.
Helmet: How many Assholes I got on this ship anyway?
Many soldiers: Yo!
Helmet: Great, I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (puts mask down) Keep firing, Assholes!