Spaceballs appreciation thread

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

God Dammit. Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Oh, ****. There goes the neighborhood.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

It's Mega Maid!

She's gone from SUCK to BLOW!

***

I don't know about all this beaming stuff. Is it safe?

Oh, yes Mr. President. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful!

***

What's the matter Col. Sandurz?? CHICKEN?!

 

[amraeder]

Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
What?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What's that make us?
Absolutely nothing

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
What?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What's that make us?
Absolutely nothing

Ummmm. .... He did it!

 

[Angola!]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

 

[Angola!]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

Who said I was drunk. I can hold my own when it comes to liquor

 

[Angola!]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

Who said I was drunk. I can hold my own when it comes to liquor

Don't skirt the question, you said you were drinking beer. Obviously, you were trying to lie with your liquor talk.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

Who said I was drunk. I can hold my own when it comes to liquor

Don't skirt the question, you said you were drinking beer. Obviously, you were trying to lie with your liquor talk.

I am drinking beer. Lots of it. ****ty beer as it is, but lots of it. In fact ... that was the sound of another one opening.

And to get back on thread:

"Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink, Dink dink!"

 

[EStreetJoe]

"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

Who said I was drunk. I can hold my own when it comes to liquor

You can hold your own what, exactly?

Or is that one of those things I don't want to hear the answer to?

 

[SportsDude]

One of the first two DVDs I ever bought. I picked up The Matrix and Spaceballs at the same place the minute I walked out of the store.

 

[PhilaYank36]

I'm a mog; part dog, part man. I'm my own best friend.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

I didn't dig it up. Someone else did. I only enhanced the enjoyment of it.

And if you've never seen Spaceballs, then you're missing a whole ****ing bunch.

I've seen it and I wasn't hating, I was just curious if in your drunken state you went digging.

Who said I was drunk. I can hold my own when it comes to liquor

You can hold your own what, exactly?

Or is that one of those things I don't want to hear the answer to?

It's an expression. It means I can handle my business when it come to drinking. I'm on top of the game, so to speak.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Not. Into. Spaceballs.

 

[mpcincal]

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

Page 225.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

How far down was this thread before you dug it up out of curiosity (sp.)?

Page 225.

Still not worse than boots' imaginary thread.