Spaceballs alert!

[Football_Bat]

On G4 (channel 354 on DirecTV.)

May the Schwartz be with you.

 

[Football_Bat]

The radar is jammed!

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry:

LONE STAR!

 

[Chef]

"I bet she gives great helmet"

 

[Batman]

"So now you know that evil will always win, because good is dumb."

Man, when I was 12 years old I could act out this entire movie from start to finish. Must've watched it 100 times on HBO in the summer of '88.

 

[mike311gd]

Let me know if they find anything after combing the desert.

 

[Gomer]

Sorry Chef, but this is the first one that springs to mind:

"What's your name?"

"Barf."

"Not in here mister. This is a Mercedes!"

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Check, please!

 

[Diabeetus]

Yogurt? I hate Yogurt!

 

[Ace]

Best sci-fi movie of all time!

 

[Batman]

Let me know if they find anything after combing the desert.

Man, they ain't found ****!

 

[mike311gd]

Oh, man. Did they keep looking?

 

[Batman]

They might have had more success if the black guy didn't use the pick.

 

[mike311gd]

It's always about race with you, isn't it?

You know, black people can be sheriffs, too. Welcome to the 1870s.

 

[Buck]

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Lord I hated that.

And seeing the Family Guy's take on Star Wars makes me hate it even more.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Lord I hated that.

And seeing the Family Guy's take on Star Wars makes me hate it even more.

Dead. To. Me.

 

[wisportswriter]

HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.

 

[Bullrog]

"What's a matter Colonel Sanders...CHICKEN???"

 

[RossLT]

"I said across her nose, not up it!"

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"I'll be down immediately!"

"Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?

"I'm not sure about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?"

"Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."