SJ.com Stadium

[Bob Cook]

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061025/LOCAL0102/61025028

Here is a high school district that, like an increasing number of schools, is willing to sell naming rights to its athletic facilities. Someone should check into how much it would be to have SportsJournalists.com Stadium. And if that's too much, how much it would be to sponsor just the artificial turf, so it could be the SportsJournalists.com Field at Local Auto Dealership Stadium.

Hey, I know sportswriters hate corporate-name stadiums, but it's time to jump on the bandwagon!

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Welcome to Assclowns Field at SportsJournalists.com Stadium. No Jeering in the press box!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Can we at least have the Fnord Family Fun Zone?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I would think that's up to the moderators.

 

[shotglass]

Let us not forget the Cockdian Memorial Storage Shed.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Refreshments brought to you by Pickle_Juice

 

[Freelance Hack]

What about the Charmions Club Luxury Suites?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

What about the Charmions Club Luxury Suites?

I was thinking the Charmions Hall of Fame.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Teams could walk through the Backdoors by Boots

 

[JR]

And watch the game from the comfort of "The Baked Chicken Bar & Grill"

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Would the "F'n Stud Pressbox" be acceptable?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Probably an exaggeration, actually.

 

[spnited]

We should have the pube/javert/columbo Porta-Johns

 

[Starman]

This is all well and good, but we should start threatening to move our franchise out of state unless the taxpayers build us a $500 million stadium with retractable dome, removable field and thousands of luxury boxes.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I'll personally sponsor the sign on the doorway heading out of the locker room:

"Play like a CHARMION today!"

 

[Freelance Hack]

This is all well and good, but we should start threatening to move our franchise out of state unless the taxpayers build us a $500 million stadium with retractable dome, removable field and thousands of luxury boxes.

Nah, since we're in Tahoe, we can just get the casinos to build it for us. They'll recoup the funds through the gamblers coming to town.

 

[micropolitan guy]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

 

[OnTheRiver]

And the whoredom trickles down...

 

[Starman]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

Never any shortage around here. : :

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

Never any shortage around here. : :

By the way, Star, you get to run the on-site courthouse under the stands for fans who misbehave.