SJ.com Stadium

[Freelance Hack]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

Never any shortage around here. ::) ::)

By the way, Star, you get to run the on-site courthouse under the stands for fans who misbehave.

Does that mean we have a gallows, an electric chair or a guillotine?

 

[dooley_womack1]

We could have the sauronseye media buffet room.

 

[Starman]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

Never any shortage around here. ::) ::)

By the way, Star, you get to run the on-site courthouse under the stands for fans who misbehave.

Does that mean we have a gallows, an electric chair or a guillotine?

Of course, we'll demand all the latest bells and whistles for our taxpayer-funded playpen. ;) ;)

 

[audreyld]

Can I request a UTShooter photo workroom, where every photog gets their own personal copy editor?

 

[fmrsped]

I'll personally sponsor the sign on the doorway heading out of the locker room:

"Play like a CHARMION today!"

Wow, d_b'ed from Mert_Windu's sidesaddle. He's not going to be happy. :)

 

[Songbird]

Charmion Yards at SportsJournalists.com Stadium.

 

[shotglass]

I've seen stadiums shut down for less than this.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The Bunny With A Pancake Pavilion will be opening in time for Opening Day 2009.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

LTGDGN!

(Lock These God-Damned Gates Now!)

 

[OTD]

I hope the bathrooms have plenty of douchenozzles.

Never any shortage around here. ::) ::)

By the way, Star, you get to run the on-site courthouse under the stands for fans who misbehave.

Does that mean we have a gallows, an electric chair or a guillotine?

No, I think Chief Justice Rosie just grounds them and sends them to bed with no hotdish or bars.

 

[slappy4428]

Mitch Albom Working Press Box?

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Mitch Albom Working Press Box?

Where players go to be seen, or not seen.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Problem is it's imaginary, like the Monty Python apartments built with hypnosis.

 

[zeke12]

The A-T-M room brought to you by Gold Club.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Here's the setup:

And what kind of hot dogs would be served at SportsJournalists.com Stadium?

(Waiting for the knockout punch in 3 ..2 .. 1. );

 

[zeke12]

Fetid tubes of flesh, my friend.

Served in a vat of malodorous swill.

 

[User 1019]

Anal Alley

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Fetid tubes of flesh, my friend.

Served in vats of dong.

 

[tommyp]

How about Ryan Sonner Field?

 

[Chi City 81]

Anal Alley

I didn't know he was into that. :o