Scorched colon. Ouch.

[2muchcoffeeman]

Porn movie title appropriate for this thread:

Stop, My Ass Is On Fire!

And Bubbs ... you, sir, are a pain in the ass.

 

[Bubbler]

Porn movie title appropriate for this thread:

Stop, My Ass Is On Fire!

And Bubbs ... you, sir, are a pain in the ass.

Or, you could go another way and have an anal porn star named Uncle Sam Firecracker.

Uncle Sam Firecracker in ... Porn On The Fourth Of July II: The Anal Chronicles

You'll be whistling more than Dixie out of your asshole when Uncle Sam salutes our troops in Iraq in his own special way, by planting his flag into every anal crevice that's patriotic enough to wave itself at his explosive girth.

Uncle Sam Firecracker wants you! ... to bend over, so he can light your ass up with a grand finale you'll never forget! Think Pop Rocks, a few drops of strategically placed fizzy pop, and Uncle Sam handles the rest!

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