Say hi to your man on the street

[Care Bear]

Was Chris Hansen conducting the interview?

Awesome. Did you explain why you had condoms in the car?

 

[dooley_womack1]

And why he walked up to the girl's house with a six-pack of Bartles and Jaymes.

 

[Care Bear]

Well, he was just checking on her while her parents were gone.

 

[mustangj17]

Ragu and the girl were just going to talk.

 

[Care Bear]

And Ragu's never done this before.

 

[dooley_womack1]

And I'm sure he had a good explanation for the Hello Kitty underwear.

 

[Care Bear]

That beer was just for him.

 

[dooley_womack1]

And he always listens to Jethro Tull's Aqualung in his car before approaching a girl's house.

 

[Double J]

You're all way off on this. He even said in the first post that he was spurting pearl necklaces for all the grammas.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

So I guess this was the return of the blue dot?

 

[mustangj17]

That Smirnoff ice and flavored vodka was just for him.

Fixed

 

[BYH]

"I'd be glad to talk, but can you wait 10 minutes so I can get my brother on speaker phone?"

 

[slappy4428]

"I'd be glad to talk, but can you wait 10 minutes so I can get my brother on speaker phone?"

Proveably and demonstratively outstanding.

 

[JR]

Did you talk about the unsustainability of Canadian health care?