RIP **** Whitman

[JackReacher]

No, not that one.

This one was a legendary WV high school football coach.

Charleston Gazette-Mail | Whitman, Kanawha County’s winningest prep football coach, dies

 

[Ace]

He's a ****, but he's not our ****.

 

[LongTimeListener]

They should hold his funeral on his birthday so we can all just not waste any false emotion or give a **** in any way.

 

[MisterCreosote]

I want every bearded soccer fan in Brooklyn brought in for questioning, immediately.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

In other news, a handsome new coach named Donald Draper was hired in Parkersburg. Nobody knows much about his background, but he absolutely nailed his pitch in the job interview.

 

[expendable]

Will our **** Whitman start a "**** Whitman Hall of Fame?" thread?

 

[YankeeFan]

No, not that one.

This one was a legendary WV high school football coach.

Charleston Gazette-Mail | Whitman, Kanawha County’s winningest prep football coach, dies

And I got blasted for this!! RIP John Slattery | SportsJournalists.com

 

[LongTimeListener]

Timely reminder, boys -- hour on the treadmill.

 

[Riptide]

The coach was famous for his Passive-Aggressive Offense.

"We fight with ideas on my football field," Whitman said.

 

[Ace]

The coach was famous for his Passive-Aggressive Offense.

"We fight with ideas on my football field," Whitman said.

I am not sure that blocking scheme will work against Podunk Tech, but if the kids are happy, that's what counts, right?

 

[swingline]

Trophies and juice boxes for everybody!

 

[MisterCreosote]

Whitman used his final breath to remind everyone that he was the first to rightly predict his own death.

 

[TyWebb]

The Ultimate Facebook Unfriending

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

His knowledge of Xs and Os could reduce opposing coaches to tears.

 

[Ace]

**** died doing what he loved -- not being that ****.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Can you possibly put "not that one" in parentheses in the subject head?

I don't think that's too much to ask.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Heaven needed a master satirist.

 

[poindexter]

Can you possibly put "not that one" in parentheses in the subject head?

I don't think that's too much to ask.

Slate's web hits would have taken a beating.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Slate's web hits would have taken a beating.

What's funny - and I've stated this before - is that I go weeks and weeks without reading Slate. I used to pretty regularly listen to a couple of their podcasts. The political one is excellent.

I think I end up starting threads on their stories because:

1. They aggressively promote them on social media;
2. The premise is typically a contrarian assertion meant to stir these kinds of debates.

 

[Ace]

Can you possibly put "not that one" in parentheses in the subject head?

I don't think that's too much to ask.

Geez. We can't even have a brief moment of joy, ****?