RIP Caribbean Monk Seal

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Heaven needed a really cute sea mammal.

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http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2008/2008-06-09-02.asp

Once they frisked in the surf of Hispaniola and the Yucatan, but the time for surf-frisking is done. From the cays of the Bahamas to Trinidad's gentle lagoons, our fleshy friend the Caribbean Monk Seal brought smiles to humans, sharks and other species for centuries. But now they are totally ****ing dead, muerte, as lifeless as a pile of seagull **** or a barnacle's stony remains.
Eat ****, whiskered *******! You seals are no match for our ability to **** you over.
And so the reefs of Belize and the shallows of St. Maarten have one less denizen. They frolic now only in Pinniped Heaven, leaving us in a seal-less hell.
 
This thread has the Moddy seal of approval. Or maybe it's this seal has the Moddy thread of approval.
 
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The extinction thing aside, "Caribbean Monk Seal"?
I picture a friar wearing a dreadlocked tonsure and a hemp robe.
 

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