On this most auspicious occasion

[Mystery_Meat]

Tradition dictates I say something poignant on my 5,000th post and acquisition of a third star. So here goes:

You're all a bunch of jerks. I rule.

See y'all at 10,000 ...

 

[slappy4428]

Tradition dictates I say something poignant on my 5,000th post and acquisition of a third star. So here goes:

You're all a bunch of jerks. I rule.

See y'all at 10,000 ...

Hey, whaddya know.. Cockdian learned punctuation...

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Tradition dictates I say something poignant on my 5,000th post and acquisition of a third star. So here goes:

You're all a bunch of jerks. I rule.

See y'all at 10,000 ...

Hey, whaddya know.. Cockdian learned punctuation...

A charmion are you!

 

[Football_Bat]

MYSTERY_EATEN. ;D

 

[alleyallen]

Welcome to this confederation of three-star loosers.

 

[slappy4428]

Welcome to this confederation of three-star loosers.

Like the people in this confederation of three-star loosers?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Well, I can say for sure it's the most stars I've ever owned (previous record: 2 (tie), SportsJournalists.com and Cracker Barrel).