Now you can reign in Hell

[2muchcoffeeman]

Hell.com, that is. It's up for auction today, and some analysts expect the domain name to bring in upwards of $1 million.

http://online.wSportsJournalists.com/public/article/SB116190912392405464-Gs23H8NsHNdl8o9_ia5qzal84Kk_20061103.html?mod=blogs

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

...or I can serve in heaven.

 

[Chi City 81]

...or I can serve in heaven.

Thank you, Mr. Milton.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Hell is for children

 

[Buck]

Non serviam

 

[Football_Bat]

Hell, Michigan ... a town on its way up.

http://www.hell2u.com/

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

You're gonna have to serve somebody.
(Nice catch, Good Doc, BTW)

 

[crusoes]

I've been to Hell. It's abotu 20 minutes from where I live. I've bought ice cream there. There's really not much to Hell. That's probably the hellish part of Hell.

 

[Irishcheesehead]

So people in Hell can get ice cream?

 

[DyePack]

The mind can make a Heav'n out of Hell and a Hell out of Heav'n.

Also, is it true Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in Hell?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The mind can make a Heav'n out of Hell and a Hell out of Heav'n.

Also, is it true Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in Hell?

Or birthday parties.

 

[Claws for Concern]

AC/DC built the Highway to Hell

 

[Armchair_QB]

AC/DC built the Highway to Hell

Did they pave it with good intentions?

 

[Claws for Concern]

They used TNT before building it.

 

[crusoes]

So people in Hell can get ice cream?

Sure. When Ice Screams is open, that is.

 

[crusoes]

AC/DC built the Highway to Hell

Did they pave it with good intentions?

A particularly clueless reporter on news side had this immortal lede:

"The road to Hell is literally paved with good intentions."

I saw that in our paper and laughed for about six months. It still makes me smile.

The several layers of editors who let it pass didn't think it was so funny.

 

[EmbassyRow]

They used TNT before building it.

And they'll win the fight. They're a power load.

 

[Buck]

'The Marriage of Heaven and Hell,' one of the more under-rated literary works of the English language:

http://www.gailgastfield.com/mhh/mhh.html