North Korea declares war?

[Inky_Wretch]

I honestly can't tell based on that translation.

http://live.reuters.com/Event/North_Korea/70001409

 

[Steak Snabler]

n a statement later Saturday, South Korea did not treat their neighbor's latest threat as anything new.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/29/world/asia/north-korea-us-threats/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

The propaganda blitz has certainly been intense.

 

[Brian]

Personal favorite recently was: "break the waists of the crazy enemies, totally cut their windpipes and thus clearly show them what a real war is like"

 

[dooley_womack1]

North Korea is so ****ing insane. It sends a nuke, it gets potentially dozens back at it in response.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Please, please step up. I'd love for us to mop the floor with these mother****ers once and for all

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Whenever I walk my dog we'll invariably come across one or two teeny little chihuahuas or toy poodles behind fences, going bat**** crazy like they want a piece of my Border Collie.

That's North Korea. It's cute. They make a lot of noise, make awesome propaganda clips, and want us to believe they'll drop the bomb us, despite the fact that they don't actually have (a) the bomb, or (b) a way to get it here.

Knock yourself out, Kim Jong Un. Keep releasing those photos of yourself pointing at things, or sitting at what appears to be some sort of antique Tandy computer. I find it entertaining as hell.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Please, please step up. I'd love for us to mop the floor with these mother****ers once and for all

A fine Christian patriot would say that, never minding the innocent people in North Korea who would die.

 

[TigerVols]

Please, please step up. I'd love for us to mop the floor with these mother****ers once and for all

A fine Christian patriot would say that, never minding the innocent people in North Korea who would die.

Not to mention, the devastation it would cause South Korea.

http://www.iiss.org/publications/strategic-dossiers/north-korean-dossier/north-koreas-weapons-programmes-a-net-asses/the-conventional-military-balance-on-the-kore/

In effect, Pyongyang has more of a threat to devastate Seoul than to seize and hold it.

 

[Tom Petty]

Whenever I walk my dog we'll invariably come across one or two teeny little chihuahuas or toy poodles behind fences, going bat**** crazy like they want a piece of my Border Collie.

That's North Korea. It's cute. They make a lot of noise, make awesome propaganda clips, and want us to believe they'll drop the bomb us, despite the fact that they don't actually have (a) the bomb, or (b) a way to get it here.

Knock yourself out, Kim Jong Un. Keep releasing those photos of yourself pointing at things, or sitting at what appears to be some sort of antique Tandy computer. I find it entertaining as hell.

i moved into the city from the country a while back. the first week i did, i took my half pit, half dane for a walk to the store. on the way, one of those little ****ing dogs walked up to him and started one of those ferocious barking tirades. my dog took a step back, turned his head sideways, stared, took two steps forward, stepped on it (squishing it into the pavement in the process) and he just stared at it, wondering what the **** it was as it squealed like a cut pig.

the dog's owner came running up almost crying, asking why i let my dog hurt his. i pointed to my leash and said: "maybe you should try one of these."

maybe it is time to put those rat bastards on a leash.

 

[Starman]

North Korea is so ****ing insane. It sends a nuke, it gets potentially dozens back at it in response.

Dozens? Try hundreds.

Within five minutes of NK launching a missile on a plausible trajectory toward the US mainland, there wouldn't be anything left of the country except molten glass from sea to steaming sea. Kill rate 100.0000000 percent.

And no, Russia and China wouldn't do anything about it -- in fact, they might help.

The megapowers don't want screw-loose rogue states in their own neighborhood stirring **** like this up. The US wouldn't be pleased one little bit if Mexico started threatening to nuke out Russia.

 

[farmerjerome]

I've never really thought about North Korea seriously until I read World War Z. There's a chapter where they discuss what's going on in other countries, and they mention that the entire population of NK has just disappeared. They can't find a single sign of human (or zombie) life.

I know how stupid that sounds, but I'm really interested to know how insane it really is over there. Eventually, this will come to a head and NK will get squashed. We're going to find an entire nation of what amounts to a cult. How do you fix that? It's going to be like trying to teach people that the world isn't flat back in the day. It's going to be a mess.

 

[HanSenSE]

I blame Dennis Rodman.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I blame soccer.

 

[HanSenSE]

I blame soccer.

We could have settled this after the last World Cup. A loser-leave-Pusan Perimeter game?

 

[spikechiquet]

14 posts in and still no Team America references?

 

[Football_Bat]

North Korea is so ****ing insane. It sends a nuke, it gets potentially dozens back at it in response.

Dozens? Try hundreds.

Within five minutes of NK launching a missile on a plausible trajectory toward the US mainland, there wouldn't be anything left of the country except molten glass from sea to steaming sea. Kill rate 100.0000000 percent.

And no, Russia and China wouldn't do anything about it -- in fact, they might help.

The megapowers don't want screw-loose rogue states in their own neighborhood stirring **** like this up. The US wouldn't be pleased one little bit if Mexico started threatening to nuke out Russia.

On the other hand, Mexico would never call out its second-biggest arms dealer after the U.S.

 

[Starman]

Whatever, the point is the big dogs don't want the little ****-ants stirring up serious **** which may affect them across the border.

 

[JosephC.Myers]

Whatever, the point is the big dogs don't want the little ****-ants stirring up serious **** which may affect them across the border.

I normally stay out of political discussions due to my day job (if you don't know and are curious, PM me), but I'll co-sign on this. I doubt there'd be anybody gettting mad at the U.S. if North Korea tried to shoot something at us and we shot back.

 

[Matt Stephens]

We should just send John Rocker there to smooth things over.