Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

[slappy4428]

The BET awards are going to honor Michael Jackson tonight. Seats in the first three rows will be reserved for boys under 10

 

[fmrsped]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

 

[schiezainc]

Just saw this one online........

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

 

[Tucsondriver]

What's Jacko's favorite college?
Brigh-am Young

 

[MCbamr]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?




Patrick Swayze

 

[Precious Roy]

Not an MJ joke, but still funny...

They say that celebs die in threes, leave it to Billy Mays to give you one ABSOLUTELY FREE!

 

[Sir Sid]

Why weren't paramedics able to perform successful mouth to mouth to Michael?
Every time they breathed in his nose popped off.

 

[poindexter]

In honor of Michael Jackson's death, McDonalds is debuting a new sandwich:
50 year-old meat on a 12 year-old bun.


What's Micheal's idea of a perfect 10?
Two five year-olds.


What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?
They both come on a cracker.

 

[EE94]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?




Patrick Swayze

the best so far

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Michael Jackson was the biggest stiff in the Staples Center this year ... not counting Adam Morrison.