Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

[Bad Guy Zero]

Wait...does this mean that Latoya is dead too?

 

[spnited]

Wait...does this mean that Latoya is dead too?

No, doppelgangers continue to live

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Does adding a Rison Chiefs jersey to the tribute swag qualify as a joke?

 

[outofplace]

Does adding a Rison Chiefs jersey to the tribute swag qualify as a joke?

Bad Moonwalk Rison?

Not sure if it qualifies as a joke, but it would have made more sense if he had died in a housefire.

 

[BYH]

I'm pouring a juice box onto the playground curb.

Outstanding.

 

[pressboxer]

When Farah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven, God asked if there was anything he could do for her.

She said, "Make the world safer for children." ...

end of thread

 

[outofplace]

When Farah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven, God asked if there was anything he could do for her.

She said, "Make the world safer for children." ...

end of thread

That one is the best I've heard so far.

 

[sportschick]

Since Michael Jackson was 90 percent plastic, his body is going to be melted down and turned into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change.

 

[outofplace]

Gotta add one to this.... Saw this on Facebook.....

"Michael Jackson's family has requested his body be melted down and made into plastics toys so kids could play with him for a change."

In-thread DB, SC?

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Gotta add one to this.... Saw this on Facebook.....

"Michael Jackson's family has requested his body be melted down and made into plastics toys so kids could play with him for a change."

In-thread DB, SC?

Variation on the theme: Jacko's being turned into grocery bags. That way he's still white, plastic, and dangerous to children.

 

[sportschick]

Gotta add one to this.... Saw this on Facebook.....

"Michael Jackson's family has requested his body be melted down and made into plastics toys so kids could play with him for a change."

In-thread DB, SC?

Yea, that's what happens you have people on blast!

 

[EStreetJoe]

one I saw on another board:

Farrah Fawcett shagged Majors, Michael Jackson shagged minors

 

[2 Mannings 1 Cup]

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

 

[93Devil]

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

Says the person with a two girls, one cup reference in his or her handle.

 

[Double J]

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

Says the person with a two girls, one cup reference in his or her handle.

Not to mention the 26 whole posts that make him think he's some kind of expert in decorum as far as this site is concerned.

Mannings, why did you even open this thread in the first place? Just so you could dazzle all of us with your sanctimony? Spare us, moron.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

Ooh, burn!

(You've got to be kidding)

 

[Bubbler]

Q: Where did Michael Jackson spend his vacation?
A: All over the beaches of Florida.

No wait, I didn't tell it ... ****! I suck at tasteless jokes.

 

[Some Guy]

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

Thanks for the thread bump, though!

 

[Unibomber]

When the first reports came in the and the CNN ticker said, "Michael Jackson was rushed to hospital. EMTs reported he was not breathing when they arrived."
My quick response:

"I'm sure he will be able to breathe OK once they take the 7-year-old's penis out of his mouth."

 

[ArnoldBabar]

The level of discourse around here never ceases to amaze.