Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

[Yodel]

Billie Jean is not his widow.

 

[crusoes]

That made me laugh.

 

[txsportsscribe]

Why did Michael Jackson shop at K-Mart?

Because he heard they had little boys' pants half-off.

fixed

 

[Ace]

Jackson actually died of food poisoning.

He ate 12-year-old nuts.




I know, I know ....

Wow, that's so funny. Is this 1988 again? That's so awesome. Do you have any good Yakoff Smirnoff jokes too?

And from the guy who is always so quick to determine what is and isn't funny at SJ and what does and does not offend his delicate sensibilities.

Once again: To be called unfunny by you is perhaps the highest complement anyone can ever receive here.

Why are you on here busting on MJ jokes? Did you assume they would be tasteful or something?

 

[Ace]

This was a good MJ reaction "quote" on The Onion:

Paul Wasserstrom,
Pharmacist
"I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.”

 

[Ace]

Songs that Michael won't get to sing on his comeback tour:

He's Already 16

Sleeping Triple In A Double Bed

Big Boys Don't Cry (with enough 'Kool Aid' in them)

Billy's Mom (has a lawsuit going on)

 

[Bob Cook]

I'm pouring a juice box onto the playground curb.

 

[expendable]

What do Michael Jackson and the Atlanta Braves have in common?

They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

I haven't heard that one in some 20 years. Wonder why? Did Jackson ditch the glove? :D

 

[Walter_Sobchak]

Elton John is now writing a tribute song.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

 

[Bob Cook]

I used to wonder, where did all the tasteless jokes start? When I lived in New York and worked downtown, I learned: Wall Street. Within a few minutes of Jerry Garcia's death (the Internet was there, but moved slowly), I heard my first dead Garcia joke, courtesy of a co-worker who got a phone call from a stockbroker friend. (I can't remember the joke.)

I think there's a computer encased in glass on the NYSE trading floor that reads, "break in case of celebrity death."

 

[Double J]

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there's 20 of them. :D

 

[Double J]

How can you tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

hahahahahahahahahahaa.......the funniest one so far. ;D

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile?

Nothing!

 

[Just_An_SID]

What was the last thing that O.J. said to Nicole?

Your waiter will be right with you.

(Ooops wrong thread)

 

[Oggiedoggie]

When Farah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven, God asked if there was anything he could do for her.

She said, "Make the world safer for children." ...

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Today jockeys around the world will wear black armbands in tribute to a man that rode more three year olds than anyone else.

 

[Double J]

Okay, these jokes are getting pretty damn tasteless now.......














......but there's still plenty of room for improvement - let's keep it up!!! ;D

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

What do seven year old boys and rigor mortis have in common?

They're the only things that get Michael Jackson hard!

 

[Cousin Oliver]

I guess heaven needed a. . .wait, what the hell was he?

 

[Ace]

I guess heaven needed a. . .wait, what the hell was he?

Diana Ross wannabe?