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Dude, forget about it. LDRs rarely work. If you're already having second thoughts, just tell her it's nice talking to her, but you just wanna be friends. Having NSFW conversations is fun, but, like you said, what's there to talk about other than that? Getting yourself all horned-up on the phone with a girl 3,000 miles away seems like punishment to me. If she's truly a looker, and she's getting all horned-up on the phone, it won't take much for her to go out and find a guy to take care of her "needs."
 
Which would y'all rather date, a girl two states over or a girl with herpes?
 
PhilaYank36 said:
With every day, I wondery why the heck I even put myself in this predicament. Shoulda realized it was no-win from the get-go. Anyway, thanks for the advice. I'm also surprised the ball-busting has been kept to a minimum, too.

I just hope this wasn't a 900 number, pyanker.
 
Zeke12 said:
Which would y'all rather date, a girl two states over or a girl with herpes?

We talkin' Texas sized states or what?
 
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.
 
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Zeke12 said:
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.

What kind of gas mileage am I getting?
 
and say so long if she lives in pacific beach. that place is nuts. move there and get a job.
 
Ace said:
Zeke12 said:
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.

What kind of gas mileage am I getting?

25-30.

The chick with herpes has a great rack, I might add.
 
Zeke12 said:
Ace said:
Zeke12 said:
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.

What kind of gas mileage am I getting?

25-30.

The chick with herpes has a great rack, I might add.

I guess not. Might get weird dating your sister.
 
Zeke12 said:
Ace said:
Zeke12 said:
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.

What kind of gas mileage am I getting?

25-30.

The chick with herpes has a great rack, I might add.

Can I motorboat them and titty-f### her any time I want.
 
dreunc1542 said:
Zeke12 said:
Ace said:
Zeke12 said:
Medium-to-large states.

Not Montana, but not Rhode Island.

Say a 10-12 hour drive, enough that you couldn't just go back and forth all the time.

What kind of gas mileage am I getting?

25-30.

The chick with herpes has a great rack, I might add.

Can I motorboat them and titty-f### her any time I want.

No. Her tits have herpes, too.
 

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