Kate. Topless. Take 2.

[dog eat dog world]

The picture of Brad and Angelina playing with her kids somewhere in Africa just as they got together fetched around $10 million.

Granted, the bidding for those included big money places that can't really bid on these, but I'm guessing the photog got somewhere close to $10 mil.

Europeans have a more relaxed attitude towards stuff like topless sunbathing.

Then why are the royals so pissed about it? Relax...right?

 

[Point of Order]

They're real.

 

[Vombatus]

I am normally a tit man, BIG TIT man.

But holy cow, did you check out the bikini bottom she is wearing in the photos? Dat ass.

DAT ASS!

Holy cow.

 

[Lugnuts]

She's lovely, but those are the most asexual topless photos I've ever seen.

 

[Boom_70]

You can see the pictures at Gawker (www.gawker.com) and Egotastic (www.egotastic.com), among others. NSFW, obviously.

Apparently, more pictures were released in an Italian magazine. And there's a set of 200 pictures all together.

Let's see how quickly this thread disappears. :)

Someone told me that the Egotastic link that Ryan provided leads with topless photos of
Kate Moss. It's a day of Kate's.
Please compare and contrast for extra credit.

 

[WriteThinking]

I feel bad for her, but really, all of the royals need to remember who they are. How they can forget it, for even a minute, is beyond me, but they just can't do it.

If it's not a matter of forgetting, but just not caring, well, then they get what they've got coming.

Of course, I'm not too impressed with the mags for running the shots, either, but that's another matter.

 

[Big Circus]

Albert Brooks ‏
@AlbertBrooks

I'm outraged by the nude Kate Middleton pictures. Where does one see them?

 

[Boom_70]

Kate gets lei'd!

Topless tribeswomen wonder what is the BFD

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-middleton-garland-topless-tribeswoman-solomon-islands-royal-couple-legal-action-tabloid-revealing-photos-article-1.1161283

This is all payback for when England would let National Geographic photographers run unfettered through their African colonies snapping photos of topless tribeswomen.

 

[Versatile]

You can see the pictures at Gawker (www.gawker.com) and Egotastic (www.egotastic.com), among others. NSFW, obviously.

Apparently, more pictures were released in an Italian magazine. And there's a set of 200 pictures all together.

Let's see how quickly this thread disappears. :)

Someone told me that the Egotastic link that Ryan provided leads with topless photos of
Kate Moss. It's a day of Kate's.
Please compare and contrast for extra credit.

Kate Middleton makes Kate Moss look like Kate Upton.

 

[Care Bear]

Who here is going to yank his plank to those photos? Be honest...

 

[Care Bear]

Wait. Shouldn't it be Kate Moss makes Kate Middleton look like Kate Upton?

 

[Versatile]

Who here is going to yank his plank to those photos? Be honest...

I don't think you get how it works. One minute, you're browsing your favorite message board, demanding that the NFL remove its cheerleaders because they detract from the integrity of the game and you could get at least one more replay highlight in if you took out that cheerleader B-roll. Then you see a new thread by chronic gambler JackReacher, whose mere presence generally makes you want to throw shoes at your screen. But you click this one, intrigued. Topless, the subject line says.

You proceed to click the link because you have to know what you're discussing before you can go any further. The images stir up possibilities. She's skinny. You like that. So you head to RedTube, trying to find an approximate match to watch get impaled by 12-inch cocks. Taylor Rain, you say. Sure. You wind up on a video of Taylor Rain being banged before an audience at a college party. Your penis is erect at this point, but you're keeping the strokes light, gentle, easy. You see a link below the video to another, called "College girl tastes new flavor."

One thing leads to another, and you're eventually masturbating away to a Kenyan transsexual marathon runner setting a new world record. You don't ask how you got there. You ask when you came.

 

[Versatile]

Wait. Shouldn't it be Kate Moss makes Kate Middleton look like Kate Upton?

Look at the photos. Moss has more boob than Middleton.

 

[Care Bear]

Wait. Shouldn't it be Kate Moss makes Kate Middleton look like Kate Upton?

Look at the photos. Moss has more boob than Middleton.

You sure about that? I looked. Or are you starting to get uncomfortable now because size approximation has always been a sore subject area for you?

 

[Versatile]

Wait. Shouldn't it be Kate Moss makes Kate Middleton look like Kate Upton?

Look at the photos. Moss has more boob than Middleton.

You sure about that? I looked. Or are you starting to get uncomfortable now because size approximation has always been a sore subject area for you?

There's some clear cuppage with Moss. More than I expected, actually. Middleton reminds me of my middle-school girlfriend.

 

[Oz]

Will and Harry should know better. This has been all they've known since birth...

Which makes their fratboy approach to living all the more difficult to understand.

But....I gotta hand it all to both boys. They do serve military stints. You won't see the Obama girls serving, nor many, many Congressional offspring.

Of course the Obama girls don't serve military stints. They're 14 and 11 years old.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Who here is going to yank his plank to those photos? Be honest...

Who is this "his" you're referring to? If there is any plank-wanking by me, it'll be of my own, TYVM

 

[Care Bear]

Can we get a third party pervert in here to break the tie? I swear Middleton's are a wee bit bigger. Look at that side-boob picture!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Tiebreaker is cocaine consumption. Kate Moss wins.

 

[Care Bear]

Who here is going to yank his plank to those photos? Be honest...

Who is this "his" you're referring to? If there is any plank-wanking by me, it'll be of my own,
TYVM

Sorry, quickly and poorly written by me. It's hard to masturbate to Ginger porn, watch a baby and eat stew all at the same time.