Jones, you magnificent *******! I read your magazine!

[OnTheRiver]

And page 102?

Wow.

Just ... wow.

Go grab the new Esquire, kids. (It's got John Edwards on the cover)

Flip to page 102.

Send along a thank-you note to Jones so he can pass it to his bosses.

*******, son.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Details for those of us waiting for our issue in the mail?

 

[OnTheRiver]

And page 102?

Wow.

Just ... wow.

Go grab the new Esquire, kids. (It's got John Edwards on the cover)

Flip to page 102.

Send along a thank-you note to Jones so he can pass it to his bosses.

*******, son.

Details for those of us waiting for our issue in the mail?

Giada.

Bonafide cleavage shot.

Tomato sauce.

Recipe.

 

[Ace]

And page 102?

Wow.

Just ... wow.

Go grab the new Esquire, kids. (It's got John Edwards on the cover)

Flip to page 102.

Send along a thank-you note to Jones so he can pass it to his bosses.

*******, son.

Details for those of us waiting for our issue in the mail?

Giada.

Bonafide cleavage shot.

Tomato sauce.

Recipe.

Sure it's not alfredo sauce?

 

[slappy4428]

Nice.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

As I said on the other thread .... Giada can whip up my sauce any time

 

[JR]

But what about Rachel Ray?

 

[heyabbott]

But what about Rachel Ray?

Don't need alot of EVOO for her

 

[shockey]

enjoyed the "patton" reference on the thread title, river. well done. ;D 8)

 

[Satchel Pooch]

I'm kind of digging the new blonde chicky that A-Rod would like that's going to be on Food Net. Doing cocktails or something. Only saw the commercial.

 

[Jones]

Thank you, thank you, but I can take no credit for anything in the August (also, august) issue, even though I was originally assigned the Edwards cover.

After his "people" nearly drove me to commit murder, however, it was decided prudent that I be restrained with handcuffs and a ballgag and Mike "The Ringer" Sager be brought in.

I'm sure he's done a bang-up job, but I won't be able to bring myself to look at the issue.

I see John Edwards, and people around me get dead.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I think a further explanation is warranted.

 

[OnTheRiver]

Thank you, thank you, but I can take no credit for anything in the August (also, august) issue, even though I was originally assigned the Edwards cover.

After his "people" nearly drove me to commit murder, however, it was decided prudent that I be restrained with handcuffs and a ballgag and Mike "The Ringer" Sager be brought in.

I'm sure he's done a bang-up job, but I won't be able to bring myself to look at the issue.

I see John Edwards, and people around me get dead.

A simple "You're Welcome" would've sufficed, asshole.