Jessica Alba -- too sexy for church?

[Double J]

What say we invite this beautiful young lady to join the Church of SportsJournalists.com?

http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca/Albas+church+snub/Celebs/Bang/ContentPosting.aspx?isfa=1&newsitemid=BSBS46326&feedname=BANG&show=False&number=0&showbyline=False&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc

She told Elle magazine: "Older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't.

"It just made me feel, like, if I was in anyway desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."

That is absolutely unacceptable. Every woman should certainly be encouraged to be proud of her body and the miracles it can perform, and I think our church can certainly help Jessica in that regard. At the very least, we owe it to her to try.

I'm going to unselfishly volunteer to indoctrinate Jessica. After all, there are certain aspects of our church which require special one-on-one instruction, such as the practical comparison of cheese crackers and communion wafers, and other food-related topics (strawberries, wine, whipped cream, et cetera).

Please help me to make her feel welcome. Just wait your damn turn. ;D

 

[spup1122]

I'd hit it. [/doc being spaceman]

 

[Chi City 81]

(If I weren't engaged) Allow me to paraphrase PDB -- I'd ass**** a hobo to have a shot at her.

 

[Starman]

She's too sexy for my church, too sexy for my church, so sexy it hurts.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

She was too sexy for church.

Had she been a 10-year-old boy, however ...

 

[sportschick]

Horny and BBJ would welcome her, I'm sure.

 

[Lt. Drebin]

I would kneel for her, hoping she'd kneel for me in return.

 

[BYH]

She's too sexy for my pants.

 

[KP]

I'd worship her.

 

[Chef]

Praise Jessica.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'd be there for the exposition of the Blessed Sacrament.

 

[Deeper_Background]

maybe she was dressing like a **** and didn't know it (at least that's what I would like to think how it happened)

 

[Armchair_QB]

Surrender, Jessica

 

[dooley_womack1]

I would hope her indoctrination would culminate in the constant calling to God.

 

[Ace]

(If I weren't engaged) Allow me to paraphrase PDB -- I'd ass**** a hobo to have a shot at her.

As if being engaged somehow changes that ...

It does. He'd wear a condom now.

 

[Chi City 81]

(If I weren't engaged) Allow me to paraphrase PDB -- I'd ass**** a hobo to have a shot at her.

As if being engaged somehow changes that ...

Et tu, Junkie?

 

[OTD]

"Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."

 

[Songbird]

I still have no idea what she looks like. Any help?

 

[Buck]

First, why was she getting counselling from the youth pastor? She's a grown woman.
Also, has that youth pastor gotten his *ss kicked by every man in the congregation?

 

[Chi City 81]