'It sucks to be meeeeee!'

[Moderator1]

Everybody sing along now.

There's a cool "Rock the Vote" show in town tonight. Beastie Boys, Sheryl Crow, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones, some other dude I've never heard of. I get tickets and The Queen is excited. She loves Sheryl Crow and Norah Jones.
Except she calls and blows me off. Not feeling well.

So I call my girlfriend. Get blown off there, too.
So I call my other girlfriend. Strike three.

I'm so hip to the now that I have a wife and TWO girlfriends. But I'm such a loser none of the three will go out with me.

Looks like I have to be That Guy and go it alone. Or eat the tickets, which I don't want to do.

If any of you want to be girlfriend No. 3 and can meet me at the Coliseum in one hour, let me know.

'It sucks to be meeeee.'

 

[luckyducky]

Damn. I thought this was a thread about how awesome "Avenue Q" is.

Good luck, moddy. If I was in your neighborhood, I'd join ya.

 

[Moderator1]

Well, Avenue Q IS Awesome. Quite awesome.
This show oughta be, too.

 

[JackReacher]

Beastie Boys. NICE. I'd sooo go if I were there.

 

[Moderator1]

Yeah, well, you're not.
I just made a phone call of shameful begging. I so suck.

 

[Cosmo]

If you'll pay my speeding ticket for going 100 MPH to get there, I'm in.

 

[DanOregon]

Beastie Boys, Norah Jones and Jack Johnson, I'll make sure I bring my ludes and uppers to stay in balance.

 

[21]

I would like to know more about these girlfriends.

 

[Moderator1]

I'll get 'em on here to fill you in when they're not so daggone busy.
As for me, I'm off on a solo trip to the show.

(they're actually two friends from my old place of employ that The Queen calls Girlfriend A and Girlfriend B. I haven't filled her in on C yet, so, uh, let's just keep that among us friends)

 

[Tom Petty]

I would like to know more about these girlfriends.

eh, i think he was "talking" about angola and zeke.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I thought I had dropped into some bizarro world when I read that first post. Moddy a playah; who'd have thunk it?

 

[Double Down]

Moddy, help me go back to college. Life was so simple back then.

What would I give, to go back and live, in a dorm with a meal plan again.

Moddy help me go back to back college! In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think "Oh my god! I am totally gonna go far!"

Moddy, how do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore.

I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry erase pen on the door. Woah, oh, oh!

If I could just drop a class!

Or get into a play!

Or change my major!

Or **** my T.A.!

I need a sports information director to point the way!

We could be, sitting in the computer lab, 4 a.m. before the girls volleyball release is due! Cursing SportsJournalists.com because we didn't start sooner, and seeing the rest of the department there too!

Moddy help me go back to college! How do I go back to college?

I wish I had taken more pictures.

But if I were to go back to college, think what a loser I'd be. I'd log on SportsJournalists.com, and think, "This feels wrong."

These kids are so much younger than me.

 

[Tom Petty]

god. damn. solid.

 

[forever_town]

All hail Double Down.

If this weren't my crunch day and if I hadn't just now seen this, I'd probably be on the way there now.

I LOVE Sheryl Crow. Not quite as much as I love Stevie Nicks, but I do love her.

 

[slappy4428]

All hail Double Down.

If this weren't my crunch day and if I hadn't just now seen this, I'd probably be on the way there now.

I LOVE Sheryl Crow. Not quite as much as I love Stevie Nicks, but I do love her.

While there's far more to love with Stevie Nicks, I love me some Sheryl Crow...

 

[Tom Petty]

All hail Double Down.

If this weren't my crunch day and if I hadn't just now seen this, I'd probably be on the way there now.

I LOVE Sheryl Crow. Not quite as much as I love Stevie Nicks, but I do love her.

While there's far more to love with Stevie Nicks, I love me some Sheryl Crow...

i'd hit that like a one-nutted bicyclist.

 

[luckyducky]

All hail Double Down.

Seriously. New hero.

And you, too, petty, for that last comment. But just a little...

 

[Tom Petty]

All hail Double Down.

Seriously. New hero.

And you, too, petty, for that last comment. But just a little...

awwww, duckie.

 

[imjustagirl]

I know A, I don't think I know B. Maybe I know C.

I think I was Harpy A.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Moddy not lacking for action, we see.

Send some of that to my corner of the world, eh?