I need a new quest...

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Yeah, got find those "demonstrably hot" girls of whom he speaks.

I'm sure someone on this board could conjure one for you from his own mind.

 

[farmerjerome]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

I've already done it.

Now if only I could get past Contra on one life. ... sigh.

 

[Jones]

Have you considered jerking off in all 50 states plus the Canadian provinces?

That should keep you busy for, like, a week.

No matter what state I'm in, all roads lead to Hawaii.

 

[Clever username]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

Beating Duck Hunt or RC Pro-Am would be, while not as illustrious, much effin' harder.

 

[Clever username]

Have you considered jerking off in all 50 states plus the Canadian provinces?

That should keep you busy for, like, a week.

No matter what state I'm in, all roads lead to Hawaii.

You should find that guy who built the water bubble thing and run to Hawaii. From Vancouver.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

Beating Duck Hunt or RC Pro-Am would be, while not as illustrious, much effin' harder.

RC Pro-Am was fng impossible to beat! I'm sure of this! It was like trying to beat Rygar!

 

[Clever username]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

Beating Duck Hunt or RC Pro-Am would be, while not as illustrious, much effin' harder.

RC Pro-Am was fng impossible to beat! I'm sure of this! It was like trying to beat Rygar!

What was it, 32 levels? I think I got to level 24 a few times and my sister got to level 26. Once.

And how many levels was Duck Hunt? Was there an end?

 

[Stretch15]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

 

[BYH]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

Beating Duck Hunt or RC Pro-Am would be, while not as illustrious, much effin' harder.

RC Pro-Am was fng impossible to beat! I'm sure of this! It was like trying to beat Rygar!

What was it, 32 levels? I think I got to level 24 a few times and my sister got to level 26. Once.

You guys are kidding me right? You never beat RC Pro-Am? I OWNED RC Pro-Am. The key was to load up on weapons for level 24, which was the nine-lap track. You MUST blow up the cars as they zoom by you. Otherwise, they go ahead at warp speed and you are finished. After that, the final eight laps are fairly easy.

Seriously? You guys never beat RC Pro-Am? Poor bastards.

I was never as happy as the day I finally beat Kid Icarus. The one game I couldn't beat was Solomon's Key. That ****ing game went on forever.

Oh and am I the only one who hoped this would be about Jones finally nailing Scarlett Johannsen?

 

[Jones]

Oh and am I the only one who hoped this would be about Jones finally nailing Scarlett Johannsen?

No.

 

[Clever username]

They zoomed by you even if you did blow them up. You just couldn't miss, which, as an 8-year-old, sometimes I did. I rented Kid Icarus and couldn't get anywhere on it. I sucked at Metroid too.

And if Jones nailed Scarlett Johannsson, I would brag to my friends that I sort of knew an Internet message board version of a guy who nailed Scarlett Johannsson. That would be a great day for all of us. Except maybe his wife, if he has one. I can't remember.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Okay, this one will keep you busy for a day or two.

Beat Super Mario Brothers or SMB III without warping.

Beating Duck Hunt or RC Pro-Am would be, while not as illustrious, much effin' harder.

RC Pro-Am was fng impossible to beat! I'm sure of this! It was like trying to beat Rygar!

What was it, 32 levels? I think I got to level 24 a few times and my sister got to level 26. Once.

You guys are kidding me right? You never beat RC Pro-Am? I OWNED RC Pro-Am. The key was to load up on weapons for level 24, which was the nine-lap track. You MUST blow up the cars as they zoom by you. Otherwise, they go ahead at warp speed and you are finished. After that, the final eight laps are fairly easy.

Seriously? You guys never beat RC Pro-Am? Poor bastards.

I was never as happy as the day I finally beat Kid Icarus. The one game I couldn't beat was Solomon's Key. That ****ing game went on forever.

Oh and am I the only one who hoped this would be about Jones finally nailing Scarlett Johannsen?

And I suppose it only took you 8 seconds to beat R.C. Pro-Am

Seriously, it was a tough game. And I owned Kid Icarus!

I would like to meet one person who has beaten Rygar though. God that was tough!

 

[Stretch15]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

HA! Remember Dreamer - if you're not a Gator, you're Gator BAIT!!!

And I can't wait to see how the Mavs choke in this year's playoffs.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

HA! Remember Dreamer - if you're not a Gator, you're Gator BAIT!!!

And I can't wait to see how the Mavs choke in this year's playoffs.

OK, you're seriously going to make me bust out the Dreamer Driver and put a serious woopin on you aren' you!

GO CANES!

 

[Stretch15]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

HA! Remember Dreamer - if you're not a Gator, you're Gator BAIT!!!

And I can't wait to see how the Mavs choke in this year's playoffs.

OK, you're seriously going to make me bust out the Dreamer Driver and put a serious woopin on you aren' you!

GO CANES!

Well at least you're not a friggin' Nole!!!

And you can stop living in the 80's now...Dennis Erickson, Bernie Kosar and Warren Sapp are NOT going to walk through that door!

And don't make me break out Sandman's Singapore Cane on you...

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

HA! Remember Dreamer - if you're not a Gator, you're Gator BAIT!!!

And I can't wait to see how the Mavs choke in this year's playoffs.

OK, you're seriously going to make me bust out the Dreamer Driver and put a serious woopin on you aren' you!

GO CANES!

Well at least you're not a friggin' Nole!!!

And you can stop living in the 80's now...Dennis Erickson, Bernie Kosar and Warren Sapp are NOT going to walk through that door!

And don't make me break out Sandman's Singapore Cane on you...

I'm feeling a DDT onto a flaming table coming on for you bud. And I don't have to live in the 80s. They've won one this decade. And I hate the Noles.

 

[HeinekenMan]

****, Jones. Do you realize what you've done? Ten minutes ago, I had no goals in life. Now I can't live without a pinball machine. eBay has one that was previously owned by Eddie Matthews. I'm sending you the damn bill!

By the way, there's a Kiss machine by Bally listed on eBay right now. By It Now price is $4,500.

 

[Stretch15]

Novelist - you can never have enough Gator heads around!!! ;D

Die GATOR BOY Die!

HA! Remember Dreamer - if you're not a Gator, you're Gator BAIT!!!

And I can't wait to see how the Mavs choke in this year's playoffs.

OK, you're seriously going to make me bust out the Dreamer Driver and put a serious woopin on you aren' you!

GO CANES!

Well at least you're not a friggin' Nole!!!

And you can stop living in the 80's now...Dennis Erickson, Bernie Kosar and Warren Sapp are NOT going to walk through that door!

And don't make me break out Sandman's Singapore Cane on you...

I'm feeling a DDT onto a flaming table coming on for you bud. And I don't have to live in the 80s. They've won one this decade. And I hate the Noles.

Or perhaps a Death Valley Driver might knock some sense into you...

Tell you what - when your precious Canes hold both the NCAA basketball and football championships at the same time, then you can come back and talk to me.

Until then...enjoy the view from the backseat.