I know this board is called Anything Goes, but ...

[Versatile]

I'm not sure this ad is suitable for work.

 

[ucacm]

Wow, really? I'd hate to work where you work.

 

[imjustagirl]

There's really no response I can put here that won't get my foes all up in arms, so I'll just say that I wish you luck in finding that sense of humor you've been looking for.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I would just like to remind the ladies that I can breathe through my ears

Romney 2012

 

[dooley_womack1]

IJAG: you don't think the Compuserve bit was a riot?

Anyhoo, I can lick my bald spot.

Obama 2012

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I don't have a bald spot. I have lustrous, glorious hair. Women love running their fingers though my hair as I breathe through my ears.

Romney 2012

 

[dooley_womack1]

Well, hair and penis size are inversely proportioned, so I'll buy that.

Obama 2012

 

[Armchair_QB]

She doesn't look like a grandmother.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Nathan Fillion and Charlton Heston argue about the size of my penis.

http://www.whosay.com/nathanfillion/photos/191165

Romney 2012

 

[dooley_womack1]

They're actors, good at selling the fantasy. In reality, you're Irish, and thus have freckles on your taint and a compact manhood good only for drunken procreation.

Obama 2012

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

So in your world baldness is good and drunken procreation is wrong? If it was drunken abortion I'm guessing it would pass Democratic Party muster.

You are either a very sad man or a secret Muslim.

Romney 2012

 

[KJIM]

She doesn't look like a grandmother.

Oh yes, she does.

I hate the "old grannie" stereotype.

My brother's wife is about to become a grandmother at 41. She looks younger than the woman in the ad.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Sober abortion is much safer. And small penis assertion goes undenied

Obama 2012

 

[Bradley Guire]

But does she feed her grandchildren in that, you know, controversial way that makes the cover of major magazines?

(And to play along, I don't bother voting. It's like giving preference to which of my testicles you kick.)

 

[Mystery Meat II]

3/10, wouldn't do it if the fate of the free world were at stake

 

[SixToe]

I'd hit it. Twice. C'mere, Granny.

 

[93Devil]

She doesn't look like a grandmother.

Oh yes, she does.

I hate the "old grannie" stereotype.

My brother's wife is about to become a grandmother at 41. She looks younger than the woman in the ad.

Was she showing at prom or graduation? :)