I HATE Larry the Cable Guy!

[Hank_Scorpio]

'They threw me ... into public.'

Know it's not Larry, but that line cracks me up every single time.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

They wanted me to count to 10. I made it to wha...

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

 

[imjustagirl]

Does the average pony know multiple tricks?
I just don't know anything about ponies.

That's not what I heard.

 

[pallister]

What could possibly be wrong with a person who doesn't wear sleeves?

 

[Killick]

The year I turned 13, I experimented with something, and my grandma caught me in the bathroom just a'doin it. She said, "It says in the Bible, young man, that it is better for your seed to fall in the belly of a ***** than on the ground." I said, "Tough to argue with that logic, Grandma. You got 50 bucks?"

 

[GB-Hack]

Does the average pony know multiple tricks?
I just don't know anything about ponies.

Don't know if they're average ponies, but the Lipizaner Stallions know quite a few.

 

[Buck]

Does the average pony know multiple tricks?
I just don't know anything about ponies.

That's not what I heard.

I'm going to ignore that comment.


GB-Hack, those are horses.

 

[GB-Hack]

Horses, ponies, who cares? The French certainly don't.

 

[Ace]

Wow. I thought he sucked like a cheap ***** on payday as LTCB, but he's even worse as a Dave Coulier impersonator.

I wonder what Mikey's life would be like now if Larry The Cable Guy got the gig on Full House and Dave Coulier became a redneck comedian.

 

[txsportsscribe]

coulier is funnier than ltcg. never thought i'd say coulier was funnier than anyone.

 

[The Granny]

coulier is funnier than ltcg. never thought i'd say coulier was funnier than anyone.

Word on the street is, Coulier loves it when girls go down on him a theater.

 

[Buck]

Horses, ponies, who cares? The French certainly don't.

Horses and ponies both know the same trick:
Being delicious.

 

[Trey Beamon]

coulier is funnier than ltcg. never thought i'd say coulier was funnier than anyone.

Word on the street is, Coulier loves it when girls go down on him a theater.

I bet Pee Wee Herman is five rows back, having fun all by his lonesome.