How to commit career suicide: Television edition

[MisterCreosote]

Why can't this local broadcaster SHUT HER MOUTH? - 93.3 WMMR

Here's the video. Pretty funny, especially the embarrassed boyfriend trying to keep the peace. She was a local teevee reporter who has since been fired. She's apparently claiming she only had one drink and was drugged (language NSFW):

 

[poindexter]

All about her.

Is there anything you’d like to say to the cop and the other people you acted out against in that video?
I feel awful. That’s not me or how I speak or how I talk or how I was raised. I had to delete all my social media, because I’m getting threats.


How about the cop? He really deserves a medal for the way he handled the situation.
I wanna apologize to the officer. I don’t remember the whole altercation at all. I remember feeling attacked. I would never talk like that. It was like watching a whole different me.
Read more at Fired PHL 17 Reporter Colleen Campbell Speaks About What Happened at Helium

 

[MisterCreosote]

You mean she doesn't make a habit of telling police officers to lick her asshole?

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Station manager should be fired for hiring someone to be on Teevee with that God-awful south Jersey accent. And, by my count, her "one drink" was actually five.

On Facebook, you said you’d had one drink. Were you drinking prior to the two drinks at Helium?

Yes, I was working at Devil’s Den. I bartend there. And then we went to Cantina for a margarita, and I had two shots. But that was an hour before. Then we went to Helium, waited in line, got our drinks. I don’t even remember going out to the lobby. I do remember getting into the cop car.

 

[LongTimeListener]

South Philly. There's a shocker.

I was guessing Boston, though. That looked (and sounded) like an outtake from "Ted."

 

[The Big Ragu]

The old, "that's not me."

Why do people always justify the horrible things they did, after the fact, with, "That's not me"?

Yeah, it is you. Someone even shot video of it.

 

[LongTimeListener]

You mean she doesn't make a habit of telling police officers to lick her asshole?

Usually it's more of a plaintive request than a sarcastic command.

 

[Chef2]

You mean she doesn't make a habit of telling police officers to lick her asshole?

As dirty as her mouth is, you could only imagine what the back door is like......

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Station manager should be fired for hiring someone to be on Teevee with that God-awful south Jersey accent. And, by my count, her "one drink" was actually five.

On Facebook, you said you’d had one drink. Were you drinking prior to the two drinks at Helium?

Yes, I was working at Devil’s Den. I bartend there.

I'm wondering if station management is more bothered she let everybody know she needed a second job to make ends meet than anything else.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I liked her saying, "bet you wouldn't be arresting me if my tits were hanging out" while her tits are kinda popping out.

 

[dixiehack]

You mean she doesn't make a habit of telling police officers to lick her asshole?

She probably will in the cut-rate web porno she'll have to turn to in order to make rent now.

Pretty face, toxic soul. Is there a GoFundMe to buy that cop a beer? He sure as hell earned it.

 

[MisterCreosote]

South Philly. There's a shocker.

I was guessing Boston, though. That looked (and sounded) like an outtake from "Ted."

Not South Philly at all. That club is in a pretty swanky part of town.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Not South Philly at all. That club is in a pretty swanky part of town.

Her bio says she's from South Philly. The accent escapes its repression after a few drinks, I guess.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

She shooduh had a few wooters to sober up in that jawn.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Her bio says she's from South Philly. The accent escapes its repression after a few drinks, I guess.

My bad, I thought you were talking about where the incident happened.

I spent a lot of time in South Philly growing up and that accent is something I fight every day of my life.

 

[User 4332]

Funny how she claimed on Facebook to have only had one drink and that maybe she was drugged, but then in that Philly Mag interview acknowledges she had five drinks.

Looks to me like she's about a buck thirty, so even if those five drinks were spread out over three hours, she would've had a BAC in the 0.11 to 0.13 range. That's pretty hammered.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

And none of those drinks were low in alcohol content either. You could do five beers in a couple hours and have a really good buzz and not be ****faced.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Most Philadelphians can hold five drinks better than that.

 

[Gator]

6.

 

[User 11148]

Any time you find yourself asking, "There's a video?", things are not going well for you.