How to commit career suicide: Television edition

[wicked]

Am I the only person wondering why the boyfriend wasn't more aggressive in getting her out of there?

Do anything you need to do short of putting her in a chokehold or punching her in the face. He could've put her on his shoulder and carried her like a baby. She shouldn't be such a horrible person, but it's as if the guy was like, whatever.

 

[TyWebb]

1) ***** is either about six months preggers or she needs to lay off the Haagen-Dasz and start on an emergency regimen of about 500 situps a day. Quite the baggy pooch there.

2) She really ought to thank god the cops and the guy with the video camera were there, because you try that **** in the company of ordinary mortals, you get your skull punched to the pavement, petite female or not.

I usually scroll right past your ****, but I just have to ask this time: What the **** is wrong with you?

 

[Killick]

Quality mugshot:

What?!? No mugshot of her asshole?!?

 

[QYFW]

Yep. Throw her over your shoulder and get her out of there. Like you would do with a toddler throwing a fit in public.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Am I the only person wondering why the boyfriend wasn't more aggressive in getting her out of there?

Do anything you need to do short of putting her in a chokehold or punching her in the face. He could've put her on his shoulder and carried her like a baby. She shouldn't be such a horrible person, but it's as if the guy was like, whatever.

I don't know, but my ex was a hothead like this and me doing that would've made things so much worse. Meaning, worse for me, as if I didn't "take her side" or something.

I could see that being the case here, especially during the few times he kind of looked away and gave a resigned shrug as if to say, "whatcha gonna do, ******* be crazy."

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

It's like marlin fishing. It's usually fruitless to fight it. You just let it flail until it gets tired.

 

[CD Boogie]

Yep. Throw her over your shoulder and get her out of there. Like you would do with a toddler throwing a fit in public.

seriously, the cop is letting her walk away and her guy friend is just standing there like whatever. He did her no favors. If that's my friend, I'm grabbing them and getting them the **** out of there. Then I'm probably defriending them for talking to anyone -- let alone a cop -- like that.

 

[User 11148]

I don't know ... it's not like the cops are gonna say, do what you gotta do, we're good. Throw her over your shoulder -- which is probably what it's gonna take -- and you're liable to wind up on the wrong end of a 2-for-1 special.

 

[User 149557]

The look in that boyfriend's eyes says: "I know. I know. But this level of crazy has its advantages."

 

[Starman]

I usually scroll right past your ****, but I just have to ask this time: What the **** is wrong with you?

What would you do with somebody who spit in your face?

I'd send 'em skull first to the pavement.

 

[User 11148]

What would you do with somebody who spit in your face?

I'd send 'em skull first to the pavement.

What if they called you a mook?

 

[Starman]

What if they called you a mook?

I don't give a ****, that doesn't constitute assault, as spitting does.

 

[TyWebb]

What would you do with somebody who spit in your face?

I'd send 'em skull first to the pavement.

You are the quintessential internet tough guy, except worse because most of those guys wouldn't advocate punching a small woman in the face while on camera.

 

[User 11148]

Come on ... no sense getting sucked into @Starman's bit ... far better to have a bit of fun with it.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Her boyfriend had the look of someone who had seen this bull**** from her before.

 

[TyWebb]

Come on ... no sense getting sucked into @Starman's bit ... far better to have a bit of fun with it.

I know. You're right. I'm reacting as I would to a normal human. A silly mistake on my part.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Am I the only person wondering why the boyfriend wasn't more aggressive in getting her out of there?

Do anything you need to do short of putting her in a chokehold or punching her in the face. He could've put her on his shoulder and carried her like a baby. She shouldn't be such a horrible person, but it's as if the guy was like, whatever.

I'm sure he wasn't thinking of this, he was more like "yeah she's crazy" ... but a man should never get into any kind of physical confrontation with a woman given the way laws are applied today. If police show up, they're arresting somebody, that's domestic violence policing nowadays. And it's far more likely to be the man who gets arrested.

Sure, there were witnesses including another police officer. But what if she waits until they're home to file the complaint? What if she says he assaulted her around the corner?

 

[Starman]

You are the quintessential internet tough guy, except worse because most of those guys wouldn't advocate punching a small woman in the face while on camera.

Scroll back. The whole situation is premised on the statement she's lucky the cop and the camera guy are standing right there.

I never spit in anybody's face in my whole adult life, because (in the absence of cops or cameras) I know that if I did I'd likely get immediately punched into the floorboards.

This has proven to be valuable information on numerous occasions. It's information virtually everybody should keep in mind from time to time, especially idiots like this screaming *****.

 

[CD Boogie]

Her boyfriend had the look of someone who had seen this bull**** from her before.

And that's why you should never date or marry any woman who can drink as much as you or even wants to.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Her boyfriend had the look of someone who had seen this bull**** from her before.

Bingo.

And if she was a bartender, then it's not like that was her first night of heavy drinking.