hello all

[Stlym]

hi all, never posted in the past, now decided to introduce myself. I am living in Los Angeles and I have some sports injuries. Looking forward to make new friends here as I found lots of useful info (for me) here.

 

[SFIND]

Having sports injuries makes you a sports journalist?

 

[expendable]

My sports injury consists of me getting my tie caught in the waxer 20 years ago.

Thank God for pagination.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I once bruised a finger after a football player crashed into me on the sideline while I was shooting the game. Does that count?

 

[Chef2]

There has never been any useful information posted on this board.

 

[da man]

There has never been any useful information posted on this board.

That's useful to know.

 

[justgladtobehere]

I joined because because I once had a sports drink.

 

[Gator]

Just registered at a sports injuries message board.

 

[SpeedTchr]

You've come to the right place, stlym! This place undoubtedly has the highest rate of groin pulls in the known universe.

 

[da man]

Paging DocTalk.

 

[Vombatus]

Fetch me a beer, newbie!


(And damn you all, we have standards around here. Why did that take almost four hours? We are slipping!!!! Shape up, everyone!)

 

[da man]

Fetch me a beer, newbie!


(And damn you all, we have standards around here. Why did that take almost four hours? We are slipping!!!! Shape up, everyone!)

We were injured.

 

[da man]

Having sports injuries makes you a sports journalist?

Being a sports journalist IS a sports injury.

 

[Chef2]

You've come to the right place, stlym! This place undoubtedly has the highest rate of groin pulls in the known universe.

giggity.

 

[SnarkShark]

My favorite is the parenthetical "for me."

 

[Batman]

Being a sports journalist IS a sports injury.

I thought it was a brain injury?

 

[Ace]

So is this one of those bots that Moddy told us not to reply to? You guys are going to get in trouble for posting here.

Dammit! Now I am too!

 

[HanSenSE]

Hurt an ankle once working on the sidelines at a high school football game while looking away from a play, and that's all I got.

So hurry up with the beers already, noob.

 

[fossywriter8]

A little more than 20 years ago, I was taking pics at a area high school football game and the competition's photog was also there. However, she choose to get down on both knees when taking a pic. It did not end well, and I don't mean in a Poin manner.
Sweep came our way, I stepped back, she couldn't move fast enough and got blasted. Surprisingly, she wasn't hurt, but she learned a big lesson.

 

[Chef2]

A little more than 20 years ago, I was taking pics at a area high school football game and the competition's photog was also there. However, she choose to get down on both knees when taking a pic. It did not end well.
Sweep came our way, I stepped back, she couldn't move fast enough and got blasted. Surprisingly, she wasn't hurt, but she learned a big lesson.

You see, all you had to do was delete one little phrase, and it reads like something out of Penthouse Letters.