"Guess Heaven Needed a X" rant

[imjustagirl2]

At least the mechanic or anyone else who left us didn't start a thread about it.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Stormy, out of left field! I love it.

 

[StormSurge]

Thanks IJAG, but it looks like Zeke beat me to the punch.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Eh I like yours better.

Zeke's a poser.

 

[zeke12]

Are you saying heaven needed a poser?

Are you cursing me to death, IJAG?

 

[Flash]

Awesome stuff. People die and **** happens.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Man, if I could curse people to death, the ****tard in front of me on the interstate this afternoon would be playing a harp and wearing wings.

Or burning in hell.

 

[StormSurge]

Man, if I could curse people to death, the ****tard in front of me on the interstate this afternoon would be playing a harp and wearing wings.

Or burning in hell.

That ****tard was probably late to his job at the AT&T store.

 

[imjustagirl2]

MUAHAHHAHA. I would have run him over then.

 

[Flash]

StormSurge is on fiyah!

 

[Double Down]

Man, if I could curse people to death, the ****tard in front of me on the interstate this afternoon would be playing a harp and wearing wings.

Or burning in hell.

Look hon, heaven already needed an AT&T Razor cell phone this week, and God decided to take yours. Right now, He's busy sending text messages to Vishnu, Jesus and Ra, the Egyptian sun god. He's also G-chatting with Aphroditie and Durga, seeing if they want to go to a party at Ashur's, the Mesopotamian god of the sky and king of kings. He's too busy to handle your cursing request. Maybe if you had an iPhone He could have taken, He could multi-task, and listen to the new Kanye/50 Cent project. But as it is, He needs to wait for your slow-ass browser to load. So sit tight. And also, God wants you to know: peace be with you.

 

[Flash]

Scoreboard.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Ha! My Razr's browser didn't even work right!

THAT'S scoreboard!

 

[OnTheRiver]

All I know is, when I get up there, Heaven will have immediate openings for some whores, a couple of the Keebler elves, and a hydroponic gardener.

Hookers, weed and cookies.

When I die, I'm gonna hang out with Jones.

 

[poindexter]

I guess Heaven needed a good "Farewell, I am leaving SportsJournalists.com" thread, because its gone from the board now.

 

[Flash]

Now that makes me sad.

 

[Ace]

I guess Heaven needed a good "Farewell, I am leaving SportsJournalists.com" thread, because its gone from the board now.

I'm not sure that thread went to heaven, Dexy.

 

[Flash]

Burning in the pits of hell?

 

[Ace]

Burning in the pits of hell?

That's my guess. But my religion doesn't believe in purgatory.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Dammit, I missed a flounce? Who?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Isn't it just possible that hell is working in an AT&T store? Just saying ...