Good Day

[SoSueMe]

I have to think it's going to be a good day today.

My better half found a car pool partner.
I woke up early, the sun is out and the snow is melting.
I just ordered MLB Extra Innings and College B-ball package from cable provider and I wasn't on hold - at all.
And, I just flipped on the tube and Almost Famous is at the EXACT point it was at when I fell asleep last night.

(now, watch me go to work and it all fall apart!)

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Did you even have to use your AK?

 

[spnited]

Don't leave the house...it can only go downhill from here.

 

[slappy4428]

Saw the title and thought this was going to be about Doug and Bob McKenzie

 

[SoSueMe]

Don't leave the house...it can only go downhill from here.

That's EXACTLY what I'm worried about.

Although, I know my assignments for the day, and I have to say I like all four of them.

 

[fmrsped]

Did you even have to use your AK?

Good question. I wonder if he had the booze, and his better half had the chronic. Did the Lakers beat the SuperSonics?

 

[spnited]

Don't leave the house...it can only go downhill from here.

That's EXACTLY what I'm worried about.

Although, I know my assignments for the day, and I have to say I like all four of them.

FOUR of them... it's going downhill fast

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Fast forward 3 months....

Melting snow causes flooding, five figure damage to home; not covered by insurance

TV blows tube requiring big cash outlay for replacement

MLB goes on strike and cable company refuses to refund for Extra Innings

Better half runs off with car pool partner.

Enjoy the top of the mountain, SSM.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Did you even have to use your AK?

Good question. I wonder if he had the booze, and his better half had the chronic. Did the Lakers beat the SuperSonics?

It's too early for that. But did his momma cook the breakfast with no hog?

 

[fmrsped]

Fast forward 3 months....

Melting snow causes flooding, five figure damage to home; not covered by insurance

TV blows tube requiring big cash outlay for replacement

MLB goes on strike and cable company refuses to refund for Extra Innings

Better half runs off with car pool partner.

Enjoy the top of the mountain, SSM.

Law of averages, SSM. As spnited said, lock yourself in your home for at least a week. Bad stuff is coming.

 

[spnited]

Geez, fmrsped, I only meant a couple of days

but you may be right, a week, just to be safe

 

[SoSueMe]

If the better half ran off with the car pool partner, she'd be "switching teams." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But in saying that, that would make it Karma's ultimate revenge.

 

[leo1]

If the better half ran off with the car pool partner, she'd be "switching teams." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But in saying that, that would make it Karma's ultimate revenge.

i know a guy who's wife's previous relationship was with a woman. don't know this guy too well but that makes him pretty cool in my book. not so cool is if your wife runs off with a lady.

 

[JR]

Fast forward 3 months....

Melting snow causes flooding, five figure damage to home; not covered by insurance

TV blows tube requiring big cash outlay for replacement

MLB goes on strike and cable company refuses to refund for Extra Innings

Better half runs off with car pool partner.

Enjoy the top of the mountain, SSM.

Half empty, Captain?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Fast forward 3 months....

Melting snow causes flooding, five figure damage to home; not covered by insurance

TV blows tube requiring big cash outlay for replacement

MLB goes on strike and cable company refuses to refund for Extra Innings

Better half runs off with car pool partner.

Enjoy the top of the mountain, SSM.

Half empty, Captain?

Just showing him the other side of the coin.

 

[Boobie Miles]

He even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp, and it said So Sue's a pimp.

 

[SoSueMe]

Ok. Here's the update:
Assignment No. 1 falls through.
Assignment No. 2 goes great - except the photo ops and photo SUCKED!
Assignment No. 3 starts 45 minutes LATE and then takes FOREVER!

I worked 10 hours.

What started out as a good day ended as somewhat mediocre.

 

[CapeCodder]

He even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp, and it said So Sue's a pimp.

"Drunk as hell but no throwing up...Half way home and So Sue's pagers still blowing up."

 

[Ellis Redding]

Someone call SoSueMe's girl and ask her if he killed the punanny.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Someone call SoSueMe's girl and ask her if he killed the punanny.

Or if he saw the police and they drove right past him...