God wants you to have sex

[dixiehack]

I stole the headline. It was too good not to reuse.

http://www.sptimes.com/2008/02/15/Life/God_wants_you_to_have.shtml

An openly edgy Christian church in Ybor City is launching what they're calling a 30-Day Sex Challenge to help members improve their relationships and rediscover themselves.

Single folks are to abstain from sex for 30 days, even if they are in a committed relationship. Married folks, on the other hand, are supposed to have sex every day for 30 days.

Leaders at Relevant Church, which meets at the Italian Club on Seventh Avenue, will launch the campaign Sunday, fresh off Valentine's Day.

Already, it's gaining attention.

"Of course, all the guys say it's genius," said Pastor Paul Wirth. "The married women think we're out of our minds."

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Good thing I'm agnostic.

 

[imjustagirl]

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1659973/



That being said, god...sex...reminds me of this shirt:

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I knew God didn't mean me.

 

[D-3 Fan]

Thirty days without sex is nothing. Going without the Four-letter network to watch games for 30 days is a *****. And this coming from a virgin. : )

 

[Clever username]

I want me to have sex, too.

 

[hockeybeat]

Really? The He/She/It has a real sense of humor when it comes to my (empty) bed.

 

[sportschick]

If God wanted me to have sex, she'd have Marat Safin show up at my door in a towel.

 

[EStreetJoe]

If God wanted me to have sex, she'd have Marat Safin show up at my door in a towel.

I might pass for Marat Safin if you were really, really drunk. Where should I bring the alcohol and towel? ;D

 

[Clever username]

If God wanted me to have sex, she'd have Marat Safin show up at my door in a towel.

I might pass for Marat Safin if you were really, really drunk. Where should I bring the alcohol and towel? ;D

You wear man-pris?

 

[sportschick]

If God wanted me to have sex, she'd have Marat Safin show up at my door in a towel.

I might pass for Marat Safin if you were really, really drunk. Where should I bring the alcohol and towel? ;D

You wear man-pris?

Marat does not wear man-pris, dammit! That's Rafa Nadal.

 

[EStreetJoe]

If God wanted me to have sex, she'd have Marat Safin show up at my door in a towel.

I might pass for Marat Safin if you were really, really drunk. Where should I bring the alcohol and towel? ;D

You wear man-pris?

What the hell is a man-pris?

 

[sportschick]

Rafa in man-pris.

Not that man-pris would stop me, mind you. Hot regardless of what he's wearing.

And sadly for you, joe, I gave up alcohol for Lent ;)

 

[EStreetJoe]

Rafa in man-pris.

Not that man-pris would stop me, mind you. Hot regardless of what he's wearing.

And sadly for you, joe, I gave up alcohol for Lent ;)

Oh well.. there's always next year :D

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Do I get credit for time served? </mike311gd>

 

[mike311gd]

Do I get credit for time served? </mike11gd>

Damn right. I've done 30 days 24.7333 consecutive times. I'm like a (non-)****ing saint.

 

[hockeybeat]

To me, there's nothing hotter than a girl wearing a hockey sweater. Of course, if that girl is Sarah Chalke...well, let's just say I'd be very happy.

 

[EStreetJoe]

To me, there's nothing hotter than a girl wearing a hockey sweater. Of course, if that girl is Sarah Chalke...well, let's just say I'd be very happy.

So I assume you've seen the University of Kentucky hockey schedules
http://www.ukhockey.com/posters.shtml

 

[HejiraHenry]

If G-d really wanted me to have sex, why'd he let me get married?

 

[crusoes]

That's why God made our arms this long.