Even without the gambling, Las Vegas (specifically The Strip) is the greatest city in the world. Here are five things you don't want to miss.
5. The Conservatory at the Bellagio -- sort of a slower-paced, let's just take pictures deal, but it's amazing in that they completely change the whole room every month or so to fit the season -- and they NEVER repeat. Also, right around the corner from the Conservatory is a unique chocolate fountain that starts from the ceiling and winds down to the floor (it's outside the candy shop).
4. The Venetian -- if you have time, take a stroll through the Venetian. The shops are built around a grand canal, just like in Venice -- the courtyard with the clear blue sky (inside) is the perfect example of what Vegas can do.
3. The pirate battle outside TI (Treasure Island) -- go to TI to check for showtimes, but it's outside on the lagoon. Lingerie-clad female sirens in skimpy little outfits try to woo some treasure-hungry pirates...but they end up having an all-out war. You get to be in the middle of it. Keep an eye on the male pirates' ship at the end of the show! Free.
2. The water fountains outside the Bellagio -- once again, better at night but also cool during the day. I don't believe they repeat the same song all day, or maybe even every couple days. It's worth seeing twice. The massive fountains are coordinated to music and shoot about 20 stories in the air (as seen in Ocean's 11). The shows are every hour during the day starting around 2 or 3 I think, then increase to every half hour or maybe even every 15 minutes at night until about 1 a.m. (once again, I think). Free.
1. The "Big Shot" at the top of the Stratosphere -- go at night. you're already waaay above the Strip with what has to be one of the most spectacular views in the country -- looking down at the lights of Las Vegas. Buy a ticket to the "Big Shot" ride (the other rides up there sorta suck) -- you won't be sorry -- what a thrill, what a rush. About $30-$35 (tower admission plus ride).
OVERRATED: The volcano at the Mirage (it's not terrible, it's a free show, but it's just not spectacular);; the Eiffel Tower at Paris (waaay too much money -- might as well just go up the stratosphere for a better view anyway);; the roller coaster at New York-New York (it's just a roller coaster);; all the virtual reality rides at the Luxor (waste of time)
UNDERRATED: The aquarium at Mandalay Bay (only if you haven't seen one of those shark experiences before);; the Hoover *** (if you have a car and you have a free day, it's pretty spectacular);; the "Hypnosis Gone Wild" show (one of the cheapest shows in Vegas, but absolutely hilarious).
GREAT (but not ridiculously-priced) EATS: La Creperie at Paris (tucked in the back...great crepes...I've probably gone there at least one time each of the last 10 times I've been to Vegas -- not exaggerating);; Dishes at TI (Vegas is famous for its buffets, and Dishes is probably my favorite one);; Paris buffet, Aladdin buffets are also good.
PARTY SPOTS THAT ARE APPARENTLY AWESOME (but never been): Ghost Bar at your hotel, The Palms (where MTV's "The Real World" cast worked during the show);; that one club at Caesar's near the sports book;; that one club at the Mirage (sorry I can't remember the names).
THE NEW THING TO DO: Near the sports book at Caesar's is where they have that *****cat Dolls blackjack table thingy. Girls are dancing in cages behind the dealers, and the dealers themselves are *****cat Dolls, apparently.
NOT BAD, BUT NOT GREAT: Stop in to see the lions at the MGM Grand. You can basically walk in a glass hallway, and sometimes the lions are sitting on top of the glass -- about a foot above you.
LOOKING FOR CHEAP BLACKJACK? You'll find it anywhere in downtown Vegas (not the Strip), which also has looser slots. But I've only been there one time, believe it or not. On the Strip, you can find cheap blackjack at O'Shea's ($5 tables even at night, I think) and usually the Sahara (I think I remember a $3 table there once).
Good luck, have fun -- there's no open container laws and there's nothing like looking right down the middle of the Strip at night (bridge crossings between NY-NY and MGM, or Bellagio and Bally's).