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OK, so the part of your trip that has me interested is your return. Having drove I-94 and I-90 in the great states of Dakota, I'd recommend I-90.

Now we get to my area of expertise: Some recommended stopping points between Rapid City and Yellowstone. Obviously, there's Mount Rushmore, but don't forget the Crazy Horse monument (bigger than Rushmore, still in construction). Deadwood's a good place to gamble; the Old No. 10 Saloon has a free hold-em tournament at 11 a.m. every day for the first 10 guys to show up (or at least they did when I went there). If you stop in Sundance, eat at the Aro, drink at The Turf and stop by the Crook County Hospital (azom's birthplace). Devils Tower is worth a look. If you have the time, hike the trail around the base of the tower. Drive as fast as possible through Gillette. Buffalo's nice; eat at the Main Street Diner (greasy spoon but good food) or the restaurant right off I-25 at exit 299 (I forget the name, Bozeman Trail or something like that). Over the top, you have a few choices. You can go through Buffalo and go to Ten Sleep and Worland; the alternate route is to go via Sheridan and over the top to either Lovell or Greybull. I'd say go over the top to Greybull; Shell Canyon is beautiful. But Ten Sleep Canyon is nice, too. Cody is kinda touristy, the same way that the Pope is kinda Catholic. In Yellowstone, do as many things as possible during the early morning or late evening -- everyone and their 2.3 children goes to see the sights between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. Lamar Valley is highly underrated and worth a peek if you can get to it. Go through the Tetons while you're there and try not to get ripped off in Jackson. If you're in a hurry to get back to Vegas, go over Teton Pass and hit I-15 in Idaho Falls. If not, go through Star Valley (advertises itself as America's Switzerland or something like that; it's not that good but it's very pretty), eat at the Polar King in Kemmerer (best burger I've ever had) and get to Salt Lake that way.

Yes, I have spent a lot of time in Wyoming. And no, I've never owned a pair of velcro gloves. ;D
 
Definitely, if he has time, he should make a trip up the North Shore. Gotta see Split Rock Lighthouse.
 
Armchair_QB said:
The only bad stretch you'll find when driving in Nebraska is the part from the Colorado state line to the Iowa state line. Other than that, it's not bad.

Great line Armchair.

But those orange sunrises they picture on their license plates are really cool.

Plus once when I was in Omaha for the CWS I found a killer water slide park.

Other that, that, though ... yeah the pickin's be slim.

Just not the women.
 
Back to Texas ... Good news is TxDOT is raising the interstate speed limit between Monahans and El Paso from 75 to 80. They should've done it statewide ... everyone drives like a bat out of hell anyway on the rural stretches.
 
Football_Bat said:
Back to Texas ... Good news is TxDOT is raising the interstate speed limit between Monahans and El Paso from 75 to 80. They should've done it statewide ... everyone drives like a bat out of hell anyway on the interstate.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Football_Bat said:
Back to Texas ... Good news is TxDOT is raising the interstate speed limit between Monahans and El Paso from 75 to 80. They should've done it statewide ... everyone drives like a bat out of hell anyway on the Dallas-Fort Worth freeways.

FACT. I'll never forget the time I was driving 90 down Central Expressway in North Dallas and was being passed by traffic on both sides. Both fun and frightening at the same time.
 
FileNotFound said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Football_Bat said:
Back to Texas ... Good news is TxDOT is raising the interstate speed limit between Monahans and El Paso from 75 to 80. They should've done it statewide ... everyone drives like a bat out of hell anyway on the Dallas-Fort Worth freeways.

FACT. I'll never forget the time I was driving 90 down Central Expressway in North Dallas and was being passed by traffic on both sides. Both fun and frightening at the same time.

70mph on 635 northwest-bound near Garland and Richardson towing a horse trailer, and people were flying by on both sides. When I tried driving in the right lane, I nearly got squashed by merging drivers who thought they had the right of way. I started breathing again when I got past Denton on I-35E.

New state motto: Don't mess with Texas or we'll run your ass over like it's standing still.
 
By all means, stop by Lake Tahoe on your trip. I hear it's about 30 minutes from Denver.
 
Plains?

"I been hangin' around grain elevators
I been learnin' 'bout food
I been talkin' to soil farmers
I been workin' on land

Moose Jaw saw a few, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune"

Thank you, Burton Cummings
 
Armchair_QB said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Iowa: River. Cornfield. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cow. Cornfield. Des Moines. Cornfield. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cornfield. Cow. University of Iowa. Cornfield. Cornfield. Cornfield. Cow. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cow. River.

Fixed.
Throw in a few soybean fields along the way, and you've probably got it right...... but it's still prettier than going up the spine of Illinois (zzz) or across South Dakota..... so, so boring and flat.
 
BigRed said:
Armchair_QB said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Iowa: River. Cornfield. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cow. Cornfield. Des Moines. Cornfield. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cornfield. Cow. University of Iowa. Cornfield. Cornfield. Cornfield. Cow. Cornfield. Wheatfield. Cow. River.

Fixed.
Throw in a few soybean fields along the way, and you've probably got it right...... but it's still prettier than going up the spine of Illinois (zzz) or across South Dakota..... so, so boring and flat.

Or southern Indiana.

Oh, here's West Texas: Fence. Fence. Cow. Fence. Fence. Truck stop. Fence. Cow. Fence. Truck stop. Fence. El Paso.
 
Ok, now that I've gotten through 6 pages of this, my recommendations.
Council Bluffs has some good casinos (right across the river from Omaha), where you can play the slots and the doggies if you wish (at Bluffs Run).
I-80 between Des Moines and Omaha is OK... I've seen much worse, and it's pretty flat and easy to travel.
If you have to get gas, stop at a Casey's or Kum &Go (yes, stop laughing, it's real). Both quality convenience stores, and Casey's has tasty sandwiches.
Des Moines isn't nirvana, but it isn't bad. Try the Court Avenue/river district if you're looking for a beer, a couple good places down there, though I can't recall any names. Principal Park - home of the triple-A Iowa Cubs - is a really nice place to see a ballgame.
Can't recommend anything between Des Moines and Minny. Ames (home of Iowa State University) is boring as hell.
Drive safe....
 
BigRed said:
Ok, now that I've gotten through 6 pages of this, my recommendations.
Council Bluffs has some good casinos (right across the river from Omaha), where you can play the slots and the doggies if you wish (at Bluffs Run).
I-80 between Des Moines and Omaha is OK... I've seen much worse, and it's pretty flat and easy to travel.
If you have to get gas, stop at a Casey's or Kum &Go (yes, stop laughing, it's real). Both quality convenience stores, and Casey's has tasty sandwiches.
Des Moines isn't nirvana, but it isn't bad. Try the Court Avenue/river district if you're looking for a beer, a couple good places down there, though I can't recall any names. Principal Park - home of the triple-A Iowa Cubs - is a really nice place to see a ballgame.
Can't recommend anything between Des Moines and Minny. Ames (home of Iowa State University) is boring as hell.
Drive safe....
Dude, between the time he started this thread and you gave him the Iowa triptik, he's gone and come back, developed his film and GOTTEN A HAIRCUT...
 
slappy4428 said:
BigRed said:
Ok, now that I've gotten through 6 pages of this, my recommendations.
Council Bluffs has some good casinos (right across the river from Omaha), where you can play the slots and the doggies if you wish (at Bluffs Run).
I-80 between Des Moines and Omaha is OK... I've seen much worse, and it's pretty flat and easy to travel.
If you have to get gas, stop at a Casey's or Kum &Go (yes, stop laughing, it's real). Both quality convenience stores, and Casey's has tasty sandwiches.
Des Moines isn't nirvana, but it isn't bad. Try the Court Avenue/river district if you're looking for a beer, a couple good places down there, though I can't recall any names. Principal Park - home of the triple-A Iowa Cubs - is a really nice place to see a ballgame.
Can't recommend anything between Des Moines and Minny. Ames (home of Iowa State University) is boring as hell.
Drive safe....
Dude, between the time he started this thread and you gave him the Iowa triptik, he's gone and come back, developed his film and GOTTEN A HAIRCUT...
Sorry. Long day of baseball and I didn't look at the dates...... thread just caught my attention.
My head is feeling dense. Maybe I need a ****ING HAIRCUT. >:(
 
After 27 hours of driving...

Stopped in Sterling, Colo. and now have bug bites, presumably from bed bugs. (It's the one with the crown logo just off the freeway, if you're in the area.)

Averaged about 80 the entire way, saw two highway patrol troopers after I passed Beaver, Utah.

The first Kum' N Go was in Rifle, Colo. The second was in nearby Silt (but when I saw the sign, I saw Slit, dammit.)

Worst part: Des Moines and north. At least in Nebraska, I had small goals to look forward to (North Platte. Kearney. Grand Island. Lincoln. Omaha.) Not much past Ames on this road.

Thanks for all the advice folks. Appreciated.
 
Couldn't tell you why, exactly, but in the history of SportsJournalists.com, Oz's above post is one of my favorites. T-shirt slogan material, and I mean that as a high compliment.

Must be time to hit the road.
 

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