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[Double J]

Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.

http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/668984

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D

 

[PeteyPirate]

Lays of Thunder?

 

[PeteyPirate]

The Fast and the Curious?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Spanky and the Bandit?

 

[PeteyPirate]

Stroker Ace?

Wait, that was a real movie. So was Gone in 60 Seconds.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I saw someone stopped at an intersection once with the back seat passengers watching pron on a ceiling-mounted DVD player. It was clear as day, which left me wondering whether it is illegal -- imagine having your kids in the car and seeing that.

 

[Buck]

Mother, Jugs and Speed

 

[dooley_womack1]

Cum cum now


(That was the name of the musical in the film The First Nudie Musical, which had Ron Howard and Cindy Williams (Shirley) in it.)

 

[crusoes]

On Golden Blonde?
Shaving Ryan's Privates?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.

http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/668984

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D

This article says he was going 140kph which, by my math puts his speed at about 280 miles-per-hour.

TORONTO - Call it another reminder to keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel.

A Mississauga man got caught by Northumberland OPP Saturday after another driver complained about a speeding car with a driver watching a porno movie.

Yup, the caller complained the man, alone in his car, had an X-rated movie playing on a portable DVD player in the car's front seat, police said.

Police caught up with the man around 12:39 a.m. along Hwy. 401 in Port Hope.

OPP Const. Chris Dewsbury said the car was clocked at around 140 km/h along the 100 km/h road.

From: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2009/07/20/10197276.html

 

[Iron_chet]

Doesn't see the big deal...

 

[PeteyPirate]

Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.

http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/668984

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D

This article says he was going 140kph which, by my math puts his speed at about 280 miles-per-hour.

TORONTO - Call it another reminder to keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel.

A Mississauga man got caught by Northumberland OPP Saturday after another driver complained about a speeding car with a driver watching a porno movie.

Yup, the caller complained the man, alone in his car, had an X-rated movie playing on a portable DVD player in the car's front seat, police said.

Police caught up with the man around 12:39 a.m. along Hwy. 401 in Port Hope.

OPP Const. Chris Dewsbury said the car was clocked at around 140 km/h along the 100 km/h road.

From: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2009/07/20/10197276.html

Your math is wrong. It's more like 95 milligrams.

 

[BYH]

No. I've never heard these words uttered in my presence.

 

[Dirk Legume]

Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.

http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/668984

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D

This article says he was going 140kph which, by my math puts his speed at about 280 miles-per-hour.

TORONTO - Call it another reminder to keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel.

A Mississauga man got caught by Northumberland OPP Saturday after another driver complained about a speeding car with a driver watching a porno movie.

Yup, the caller complained the man, alone in his car, had an X-rated movie playing on a portable DVD player in the car's front seat, police said.

Police caught up with the man around 12:39 a.m. along Hwy. 401 in Port Hope.

OPP Const. Chris Dewsbury said the car was clocked at around 140 km/h along the 100 km/h road.

From: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2009/07/20/10197276.html

Your math is wrong. It's more like 95 milligrams.

Jeez, did neither one of you pay attention in school.

It's 4 liters.

My gues is that you're both products of the public school system.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Not liters, moran. Hectares.

 

[dooley_womack1]

But what's the equivalent in toques?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Was there a map of Hawaii on the GPS?

 

[BYH]

Tebow help him if he was riding in the car with boys.

 

[mustangj17]

Doesn't see the big deal...

You beat me too it. The funniest thing to ever happen at work was the jokes that came out of the sports desk the night we all read about this.

If I remember correctly, he was watching porn and hit a parked car, while speeding and drunk.

The cops found him a few miles down the road doing the deed once more.

 

[Batman]

I saw someone stopped at an intersection once with the back seat passengers watching pron on a ceiling-mounted DVD player. It was clear as day, which left me wondering whether it is illegal -- imagine having your kids in the car and seeing that.

I believe it is in some states. I recall some parents groups getting in an uproar after that very thing happened a few times.