"Faster....faster!! I'm almost there!!!!"

[Dirk Legume]

Not liters, moran. Hectares.

My bad, you're right, forgot to divide by a hogshead.

 

[Batman]

Not liters, moran. Hectares.

My bad, you're right, forgot to divide by a hogshead.

"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

 

[Bubbler]

I swear to God I saw a guy in a convertible in St. Louis getting a blow job last night on I-70. Just kind of gave him an approving nod as I drove on.

 

[dooley_womack1]

C'mon, you gotta have a 1,000-word masterpiece on this.

 

[Football_Bat]

I swear to God I saw a guy in a convertible in St. Louis getting a blow job last night on I-70. Just kind of gave him an approving nod as I drove on.

Did he have a shopping trolley dent in the side of the car?

 

[BYH]

I swear to God I saw a guy in a convertible in St. Louis getting a blow job last night on I-70. Just kind of gave him an approving nod as I drove on.

But b/c he was listening to the AT40 from 7/4/1987, right?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

No. I've never heard these words uttered in my presence.

Standout job of beating everybody else to the punch.

 

[Cosmo]

The Maddame's Family?

Anal Nation?

E3 The Extra Testicle?

 

[EStreetJoe]

I swear to God I saw a guy in a convertible in St. Louis getting a blow job last night on I-70. Just kind of gave him an approving nod as I drove on.

So what's wrong with that?