Elway sowing his wild oats

[BYH]

The HOFer is getting remarried:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-elway-marriage&prov=ap&type=lgns

 

[imjustagirl]

The comments here are awesome:

http://myespn.go.com/s/conversations/show/story/3611677




P.S. I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Is she someone else's ex, the Raiderette?

 

[Dyno]

"I guess she married him for his teeth."

That's making me laugh. Hard.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Ahh, trading in for a younger model. Hallmark of the Baby Boomers. :

Yeah, but she's 41. It's not like he's picking up a trophy wife -- ex-Raiderette or not.

 

[BYH]

Is she someone else's ex, the Raiderette?

Hopefully Jay Schroeder's.

 

[poindexter]

 

[BYH]

Buck, I'm pretty sure they've been divorced for a while...and that Janet Elway filed.

No idea, of course, what went on leading up to that. But he's been single for a while.

 

[RossLT]

Elway better not ever go down on a woman with those choppers, he might scratch her uterus.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Ahh, trading in for a younger model. Hallmark of the Baby Boomers. :

Yeah, but she's 41. It's not like he's picking up a trophy wife -- ex-Raiderette or not.

41 doesn't qualify? He's ditching the wife with whom he had four kids for the younger cheerleader. Hell, that's like a test case for "trading in," in my book.

I'd agree if she was 31. Hell, Elway's not even 50 yet.

Now, if you do consider her to be his trophy wife, then did he need Terrell Davis to finally land her?

 

[BYH]

Ahh, trading in for a younger model. Hallmark of the Baby Boomers. :

Yeah, but she's 41. It's not like he's picking up a trophy wife -- ex-Raiderette or not.

41 doesn't qualify? He's ditching the wife with whom he had four kids for the younger cheerleader. Hell, that's like a test case for "trading in," in my book.

I'd agree if she was 31. Hell, Elway's not even 50 yet.

Well, technically.

But he looks 787.

 

[BYH]

Now, if you do consider her to be his trophy wife, then did he need Terrell Davis to finally land her?

Holy. ****.

Post of the day.

Yeah, but Davis was all over her until he had a migraine. THEN Elway took over!

 

[Claws for Concern]

Why the long face, John?

 

[Steak Snabler]

From the ESPN story comments:

Not only do the Bronco players destroy the Raiders on the field, but when they are done they #$%$ their cheerleaders!

Now that's funny ...

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

If you're getting married, that's pretty much the opposite of sowing wild oats.

 

[dooley_womack1]

He has a second marriage. So what?

 

[BYH]

If you're getting married, that's pretty much the opposite of sowing wild oats.

I was trying to make a subtle joke about his horse face.

It was either that or "Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Ah. I'm impossibly handsome, and I'm not currently nailing Raiders cheerleaders. Horse face wins.

 

[BYH]

Oh, I'd be willing to bet there are a lot of Raider cheerleaders who are willing to go "date" any of us if the price is right. Alas, they probably look like the prostitute Earl's dad nearly nailed last night on My Name Is Earl.

Still, it makes for a great conversation starter with your friends. "Me and John Elway have a lot in common."

 

[imjustagirl]

I was partial to the "The honeymoon will be held at Santa Anita so he can run in the Breeders Cup Classic."