Elway sowing his wild oats

[Chef]

Note to self: Must try harder. :D

Try fumbling at the goal line with a Super Bowl berth on the line. I've heard that works.

While we're on that subject ...

Word in these parts is that Jeremiah Castille (who's a big name around here) has always claimed that Earnest Byner fumbled that ball because he was starting to pull it out to celebrate. Is that common knowledge in NFL circles (i.e., has it ever been quoted)?

and I'm not sure I'd trust a dirty, stinking Bronco :D about it either.

 

[21]

Ahh, trading in for a younger model. Hallmark of the Baby Boomers. ::)

The Elways have been divorced since 2003. Don't really get the Baby Boomer deal here.

 

[waterytart]

Note to self: Must try harder. :D

Try fumbling at the goal line with a Super Bowl berth on the line. I've heard that works.

Moving to Baltimore also's a sure-fire ****-her-offer.

But Elway refused to move to Balto and she still hates him.

What do women want?

 

[Steak Snabler]

Ahh, trading in for a younger model. Hallmark of the Baby Boomers. ::)

The Elways have been divorced since 2003. Don't really get the Baby Boomer deal here.

Plus, she's 41. It's not as if he's marrying one of his daughter's sorority sisters or something ....

 

[lono]

Thank God Elway doesn't text while he drives. [/crossthread]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

**** John Elway.

Because as a cannon-armed young stud he beat the gimpy Bernie Kosar in his prime? :D

OH YEAH??

 

[BYH]

**** John Elway.

Because as a cannon-armed young stud he beat the gimpy Bernie Kosar in his prime? :D

OH YEAH??

You are a bad ****ing man, TSP.

Count me in for the tailgate. I will be killing you there. :D

 

[editorhoo]

Note to self: Must try harder. :D

Try fumbling at the goal line with a Super Bowl berth on the line. I've heard that works.

While we're on that subject ...

Word in these parts is that Jeremiah Castille (who's a big name around here) has always claimed that Earnest Byner fumbled that ball because he was starting to pull it out to celebrate. Is that common knowledge in NFL circles (i.e., has it ever been quoted)?

I mean, he definitely had untucked it. I always referred to it as his 'loaf of bread' carry. I'm not sure we can assume he was doing it to celebrate, and I'm not sure I'd trust a dirty, stinking Bronco :D about it either. But it was absolutely not being carried well.

Not many beyond Browns fans remember that Byner played his ass off that night. Truly a great game before that gaffe.

Thread jack over.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Count me in for the tailgate. I will be killing you there. :D

Can you give Zach a ride?

 

[Starman]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

 

[forever_town]

I thought this thread would be about his horse teeth.

 

[lono]

Note to self: Must try harder. :D

Try fumbling at the goal line with a Super Bowl berth on the line. I've heard that works.

While we're on that subject ...

Word in these parts is that Jeremiah Castille (who's a big name around here) has always claimed that Earnest Byner fumbled that ball because he was starting to pull it out to celebrate. Is that common knowledge in NFL circles (i.e., has it ever been quoted)?

I mean, he definitely had untucked it. I always referred to it as his 'loaf of bread' carry. I'm not sure we can assume he was doing it to celebrate, and I'm not sure I'd trust a dirty, stinking Bronco :D about it either. But it was absolutely not being carried well.

He was texting when he fumbled.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

I thought this thread would be about his horse teeth.

You mean it hasn't been?

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

 

[Chef]

Can you spot the horse-faced ******* whose prime was in the Early 90's, and the tattooed pretty boy whose prime was in the Early 90's?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

Is that a bad thing?

 

[waterytart]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

Have you seen the U's cheerleaders' outfits with the (large) flesh-colored insert in the tops? Yep, that's why parents send their daughters to college.

 

[lono]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

Have you seen the U's cheerleaders' outfits with the (large) flesh-colored insert in the tops? Yep, that's why parents send their daughters to college.

I thought it was to become Golden Girls at Mizzou ...

 

[Chef]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

Have you seen the U's cheerleaders' outfits with the (large) flesh-colored insert in the tops? Yep, that's why parents send their daughters to college.

No.

But I would like to.

 

[waterytart]

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. ::)

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

Have you seen the U's cheerleaders' outfits with the (large) flesh-colored insert in the tops? Yep, that's why parents send their daughters to college.

No.

But I would like to.

Remember, I said inserts.

These outfits fail on two fronts. If you want girl-next-door cheerleaders, they're too slutty. If you want T & A, they're too pseudo.