According to my girlfriend, cologne is the cheap stuff. I am not sure why. But it is.
It doesn't matter, because I will never wear a perfume. And when I smell a man wearing perfume, it gives me a headache.
My girlfriend is European. She has given up trying to make me European. I just make fun of the things she suggests. She once told me I need a fragrance (pronounced frahgrahnce with her accent). I said no way. Things like that have become a running joke. When a man dresses the way she tries to dress me, or wears perfume, I tell her he's either gay or European. Take your pick. She tells me I am an unsophisticated American. But I am an unsophisticated American in comfy jeans and a ratty t-shirt and a baseball cap and no perfume when Sunday comes around. And I don't see how that can be bad.
The baseball cap -- which I really don't wear a lot of -- symbolizes everything about horrible American male fashion sense for her.
We were in Paris last year and she pointed out this guy she thought was good looking. The first thing I saw was the woman's scarf he was wearing. He was a good-looking guy, with longish hair, a European-cut suit. ... and a women's scarf.
And I am the one who is unsophisticated.