Armchair_QB
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JayFarrar said:Mahoney said:Buck said:That's got to be a joke.mustardbased said:Just saw it, and it was awesome.
This movie is bad. I mean 'The Postman' bad, 'The Road to Wellville' bad, 'Van Helsing' bad.
It can't possibly be Van Helsing bad. For the budget and talent involved, that is as bad as any film can ever be.
I raise you Last Kiss, the single most disappointing film I have seen in a long time.
And I saw Cloverfield this afternoon, it wasn't bad, it wasn't great.
I will say that it was the quietest I had heard a theater in a long time. No one got up, no one talked, everyone just watched the screen. When it ended, it was like the crowd took a collective exhale.
If you like movies with a plot, a resolution, an explanation of what is going on, you won't like it. But it is a very original piece of filmmaking.
Van Helsing can't be the worst movie ever for the simple reason it has Kate Beckinsale in a leather catsuit.