Clerks alert

[Angola!]

Right now on Flix.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

 

[Angola!]

36.
Slurp.

 

[mike311gd]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[mike311gd]

36.
Slurp.

Thirty-seven?

 

[Angola!]

Look at you. You can't even pass.

...

Don't pass to this guy, he sucks.

....

Give me a stick pretty boy.

 

[mike311gd]

Are there any balls down there?

 

[Football_Bat]

They got bigger titties in there!

 

[Angola!]

*****, *****, *****. You want something to drink?

Yeah, a Gatorade.

 

[Angola!]

Are there any balls down there?

Yeah, two of the biggest you've ever seen.

 

[Football_Bat]

He broke his neck trying to suck his own ****.

 

[Angola!]

I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometimes.

I never tried it. Pervert.

 

[mike311gd]

*****, *****, *****. You want something to drink?

Yeah, a Gatorade.

What happened to all the Gatorade?

 

[Angola!]

You knocked the casket over. The body fell out.

 

[Angola!]

*****, *****, *****. You want something to drink?

Yeah, a Gatorade.

What happened to all the Gatorade?

See.

 

[Football_Bat]

"Cute cat. What's it's name?"

"Annoying Customer."

 

[Angola!]

"Cute cat. What's it's name?"

"Annoying Customer."

**** you, dickhead.

 

[mike311gd]

You sound like an asshole.

 

[Angola!]

She's getting married.

To you?

No, to an Asian design major.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but I used to **** her.

 

[mike311gd]

Hermaphrodites. I rented it so we could watch it together.

 

[Football_Bat]

If I'm so nuts about you, why am I having sex with an Asian design major?