Buckweaver and Good Doc?

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Wow, Bubbler, I can't wait to be 35 ::)

Though you still get the "coolest person on the board" award tonight for the CW McCall reference...
 
Bubbler,
Unfortunately, any man who marries me will not have a father-in-law on whom he can rely for fix-it issues around the house. With any luck, my father-in-law will be the jack of all trades. Because, essentially, men I date are as useless as tits on a bull.
 
I'm sweaty, I'm dusty, the snot coming out of my nose is black and I don't care. I'm crawling into bed without having a shower.
 
Flash said:
I'm sweaty, I'm dusty, the snot coming out of my nose is black and I don't care. I'm crawling into bed without having a shower.

Wait...and you expect us to believe men aren't lined up around the block?

Pshaw, I say.
 
imjustagirl said:
Flash said:
I'm sweaty, I'm dusty, the snot coming out of my nose is black and I don't care. I'm crawling into bed without having a shower.

Wait...and you expect us to believe men aren't lined up around the block?

Pshaw, I say.


Hey, I'm not just attracted to jocks ... I am one, too.
 
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Bubbler said:
Damn I've got some 35-year-old problems.

My father-in-law came to put in a garbage disposal in my sink, only to find that the 66-year-old pipe in our plaster wall had rotted and couldn't be put back on. **** me! We're talking thousands of dollars to a plumber!

But my father-in-law is the **** because he said he could he fix it. At first he sprayed all of this pipe cleaning **** in the pipes and my whole house smelled like paint. I've been on a two-day contact huff ever since!

But he spends all day trying to fix it in vain, so he re-routes the pipe through the basement and ****, and I had to cut a lead pipe with a saw, that **** will humble you on your muscle power real quick!

But he fixed it, so I saved thousands of dollars on a plumber.

****ing kick ass!

Um, if you really have lead pipes in your house, you might want to google that.
 
Ahem. Some people have to, you know, work 11 hours a day (estimated. Badly estimated.)

So **** off with your deep-seated issues of abandonment, fools. I'm here now.
 
Jinkies! I've got a serious jones for some potato chips.

Ever sprinkle feta cheese on chips? More specifically, Jay's Potato Chips?

****ing awesome! I'm totally going to rock the Athenos casbah.
 
buckweaver said:
Ahem. Some people have to, you know, work 11 hours a day (estimated. Badly estimated.)


I'm calling bull****. But hi anyway.


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Bubbler said:
Jinkies! I've got a serious jones for some potato chips.

Ever sprinkle feta cheese on chips? More specifically, Jay's Potato Chips?

****ing awesome! I'm totally going to rock the Athenos casbah.

Oh my God, that is sooooo totally freaky. I just ate potato chips.
 
I just scored five goals with Steven Gerrard in a 5-1 drubbing of Costa Rica.
 
I took a **** before. I still have gas. I wonder if I'll have to take another ****.

I'm not usually a fan of that. I like to parse my ****s out. Make them events. Save a magazine, bring it in, read a bunch of stories, cleanse my colon. It sucks when I have to take a dump twice in two hours.
 
Matamoros Blues said:
Bubbler said:
Damn I've got some 35-year-old problems.

My father-in-law came to put in a garbage disposal in my sink, only to find that the 66-year-old pipe in our plaster wall had rotted and couldn't be put back on. **** me! We're talking thousands of dollars to a plumber!

But my father-in-law is the **** because he said he could he fix it. At first he sprayed all of this pipe cleaning **** in the pipes and my whole house smelled like paint. I've been on a two-day contact huff ever since!

But he spends all day trying to fix it in vain, so he re-routes the pipe through the basement and ****, and I had to cut a lead pipe with a saw, that **** will humble you on your muscle power real quick!

But he fixed it, so I saved thousands of dollars on a plumber.

****ing kick ass!

Um, if you really have lead pipes in your house, you might want to google that.

Are you threatening my pipes?

Seriously, though, its cool. The only lead we have is in the outtake pipes.
buckweaver said:
Bubbler said:
Jinkies! I've got a serious jones for some potato chips.

Ever sprinkle feta cheese on chips? More specifically, Jay's Potato Chips?

****ing awesome! I'm totally going to rock the Athenos casbah.

Somewhere, a bunny is smiling. A pancake-headed bunny. 8)

Funk dat. I'll broker no critcism or lack of understanding about my feta cheese chips.
 
The Good Doctor said:
I just scored five goals with Steven Gerrard in a 5-1 drubbing of Costa Rica.

Pick on a CPU opponent your own size. I got a hat-trick goal from Thierry Henry in the 92nd minute to beat ManU and rise to first with two games left in my Prem season. So there. ;D
 
buckweaver said:
The Good Doctor said:
I just scored five goals with Steven Gerrard in a 5-1 drubbing of Costa Rica.

Pick on a CPU opponent your own size. I got a hat-trick goal from Thierry Henry in the 92nd minute to beat ManU and rise to first with two games left in my Prem season. So there. ;D

**** Arsenal! Go Reds!

And you better believe I'm picking up FIFA when it comes out in October.
 
imjustagirl said:
A-OK, peeps. I think I'm turning in here shortly.

Convince me not to!

Pwetty pwease, IJAG. Stick around.

We could talk about Heathers, or Duke, or the Cleveland Browns.
 

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